I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Feb 24, 2020 5:08:37 pm PST #16710 of 30019
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Why is grocery shopping so HAAAARRRRRDDD


billytea - Feb 24, 2020 5:18:19 pm PST #16711 of 30019
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Because they keep leaving their stuff all over the place! I've checked, and not once have I found an aisle just labelled "Things I want". No matter how many letters I send them.


-t - Feb 24, 2020 5:43:47 pm PST #16712 of 30019
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

So true! I did have to walk back and forth across half the store to compare cottage cheese and ricotta, which rather surprised me.


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 24, 2020 7:10:18 pm PST #16713 of 30019
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

There is an aisle that's just things I want at the supermarket, but I really shouldn't eat hundreds of boxes of snack crackers.


Theodosia - Feb 25, 2020 1:18:37 am PST #16714 of 30019
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I made from-scratch cupcakes last night! Used a mixer to cream the margarine and sugar and all that sort of thing!


Zenkitty - Feb 25, 2020 4:38:01 am PST #16715 of 30019
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

There is an aisle that's just things I want at the supermarket, but I really shouldn't eat hundreds of boxes of snack crackers.

My ex-fiance used to call goldfish crackers "Liz chow" because I ate so much of them. I miss junk food. I ate a little package of potato chips yesterday and they were sublime. Man, healthy eating is no fun, I don't care how much ya like zucchini.

I made from-scratch cupcakes last night! Used a mixer to cream the margarine and sugar and all that sort of thing!

That's impressive! I bet they were very very good, too.

I have a long to-do list and I don't want to move my butt off the sofa. There's a UFO program on that seems very important. I better watch it.


Tom Scola - Feb 25, 2020 4:40:32 am PST #16716 of 30019
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Happy Fat Tuesday, everyone.


Jesse - Feb 25, 2020 4:51:23 am PST #16717 of 30019
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I made one last king cake for my team, because the ones this weekend came out so well!


-t - Feb 25, 2020 4:54:51 am PST #16718 of 30019
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Aw, really missing Mardi Gras this year. Coming into the office with my watery oatmeal and not great coffee at 6 am to make sure Target gets their cookware is just not as much fun.


Jesse - Feb 25, 2020 6:00:03 am PST #16719 of 30019
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That is definitely not as much fun!