Harmony: Somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest unicorn. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in tenth grade. Brad: What? Had to get her something. She sired me. Peaches: Sire-whipped.

'Beneath You'


Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Theodosia - Jan 25, 2020 1:16:28 am PST #15795 of 30019
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Too bad Grubhub doesn't come into your house and deliver to you when you're trapped under a baby.


DebetEsse - Jan 25, 2020 2:13:09 am PST #15796 of 30019
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Grubhub doesn't even come to my house. Nor does pizza. Basically my food delivery option is "bribe a friend"


Topic!Cindy - Jan 25, 2020 6:06:20 am PST #15797 of 30019
What is even happening?

Can they deliver to hospitals? I literally don't want to walk down to the lobby to meet the driver. I'm mostly whining because I am not a graciously self-sacrificing wife. I hate this shit. It sucks.

I wasn't such a graciously self-sacrificing mother, either, so I feel you on this (and still occasionally beat myself up for it, because inner-critics are always workaholics). I predict two things:

1: your lack of graciousness looks/feels worse to you than it is

2: whether or not #1 is true, the world will keep spinning

I know you know this, but it comes down to spoons, and you didn't have the spoons for dealing with a breadless sandwich, and parking bullshit, because your husband just had heart surgery. Ass them in the ear, anyhow. (In this case, I guess "them" is the problems loitering at your empty spoon holder.)

How's the patient, Tep?

OK, yet another reason to appreciate the hospital we usually go to -- you can totally get a "guest tray." And the food is pretty good.

I am starting to think some hospitals train their staff not to point out that this is an option (when it is). I didn't know until after C was home from the surgery that I could have gotten a guest tray.

He was hospitalized for three separate one-week periods between July and October, yet no one told me or once alerted/reminded me. I finally spotted it on some of the literature I thought I'd thoroughly reviewed at the time, when I was deciding which paperwork could be culled.


Sheryl - Jan 25, 2020 9:31:01 am PST #15798 of 30019
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Wow, it's been quiet here.

Mr. S was fussy again last night, and didn't get to sleep until 9. Of, course he was up again at 7.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 25, 2020 11:03:54 am PST #15799 of 30019
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

This week I had a horrifying revelation while talking to my mother about the Academy Awards and film genres. It turns out, this woman who banned broadcasts of Mary Poppins and The Wizard of Oz in the house when I was growing up and won't watch science fiction or superhero movies because she can only stomach the fantastical in context of horror, does have one recent urban fantasy franchise that she enjoyed watching. Twilight. Which she got into because she read the books first and loved them.

Yes reader, my mom is a Twihard.


Theodosia - Jan 25, 2020 12:49:26 pm PST #15800 of 30019
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Ha!

Alas, it can happen in the best families. (Not mine, of course.)


Jesse - Jan 25, 2020 4:17:31 pm PST #15801 of 30019
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I mean, that's horror, right??

Also horror: youth theater Sondheim. We left at intermission "because of the weather."


Theodosia - Jan 25, 2020 4:25:10 pm PST #15802 of 30019
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

In your defense, it's really bucketing down here currently. At least it's plausible deniability.


Jesse - Jan 25, 2020 4:36:43 pm PST #15803 of 30019
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

It was definitely one reason!


Steph L. - Jan 25, 2020 4:42:36 pm PST #15804 of 30019
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I posted on FB, but was too scatterbrained to post here: Tim was discharged today! He's doing well -- tired and sore, but honestly doing so, SO well for someone whose heart was tinkered with 5 days ago.

I am also so tired that I can't believe I'm not actually a zombie. Now that Tim's home, I'm hoping to get some seriously restorative sleep.