I tell you I have this theory. It goes where, you're the one who's not my sister. Cuz mom adopted you from a shoe box full of baby howler monkeys, and never told you cuz it could hurt your delicate baby feelings.

Dawn ,'Selfless'


Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Laura - Dec 04, 2019 5:27:46 am PST #14310 of 30019
Our wings are not tired.

Amazing! I've always just did a copy and paste from elsewhere. Now will I actually remember it, nope.


Jessica - Dec 04, 2019 5:48:45 am PST #14311 of 30019
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Semicolons; is there anything they can't do???


-t - Dec 04, 2019 6:55:56 am PST #14312 of 30019
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

My screen is now covered in sparkly pink hearts over everything from Sophia through semicolons!


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 04, 2019 7:01:26 am PST #14313 of 30019
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Y'all, I was on etsy looking for angel tree ornaments and because of a previous purchase I ran across this.

Who are these for, giant turtle couples in zoos?


Jesse - Dec 04, 2019 7:24:52 am PST #14314 of 30019
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ha! And yes, clearly.


-t - Dec 04, 2019 8:07:01 am PST #14315 of 30019
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Parrots, maybe? Though most of the long-lived parrots I have been aware of were single


meara - Dec 04, 2019 8:58:19 am PST #14316 of 30019

Well, anniversary of owning the parrot?

I am having a bad day. Woke up with a horrible headache, and cramps. And sore as hell from a workout yesterday. Took pills, headache is at least now gone. Emailed in to work, slept off headache. Went to coffee shop...it was closed. When I got home...discovered my internet works for my phone but not my work computer?' Wtf.


Shir - Dec 04, 2019 10:01:28 am PST #14317 of 30019
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Love to msbelle and JZ and meara and everyone.

Semicolons; is there anything they can't do???

Thinks how to use semicolons to solve the MidEast thing. Maybe... Mid;East? Back to drawing board...


Toddson - Dec 04, 2019 11:04:41 am PST #14318 of 30019
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Would that be a semi-colonoscopy?


Sheryl - Dec 04, 2019 1:47:29 pm PST #14319 of 30019
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

If one hears a cover of "Last Xmas", does that count for Whamageddon, or do you have to hear the original?

(I need to find some headphones and set up a Spotify account before I go mad.)