We're still working on a plan, but so far it involves being sent to prison and becoming somebody's bitch.

Fred ,'Just Rewards (2)'


Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Calli - Oct 23, 2019 5:19:59 am PDT #12549 of 30019
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Copperbadge did a cover letter template that I've been using in my sporadic "get me the hell away from 100 F days in October" job searches. [link]

I mean, I haven't gotten a job from it yet because here I still am. But I've gotten some phone interviews.


Jesse - Oct 23, 2019 5:35:16 am PDT #12550 of 30019
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

So the cover letter is read AFTER the resume makes it through? I always thought the cover letter was read first, and the point was to get them to read the resume. Huh. That makes a difference.

Totally depends! But online, yeah, I probably scan the resume first to make sure the pass basic qualifications.


Jesse - Oct 23, 2019 5:44:51 am PDT #12551 of 30019
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

In other news, I have a colleague who turns out to be British, which is surprising because she uses a nearly impeccable American accent at the office! I just got her to give me her British accent, and it was stunning!


msbelle - Oct 23, 2019 6:00:39 am PDT #12552 of 30019
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Zero interest in doing work today. ZERO.


Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 23, 2019 6:04:27 am PDT #12553 of 30019
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Oh my gosh, WHY would someone mask a British accent when working abroad? Well, unless doing so in one of the more recent former British colonies that might still harbor resentment... They sound so nice!


Laura - Oct 23, 2019 6:09:23 am PDT #12554 of 30019
Our wings are not tired.

I'm fine this morning. No fever or body aches. So that's good, although I'm kind of confused.

Woo! Buffista~ma FTW.

My family has moved on to the Vermont portion of their vacation so quiet has returned to the household. I enjoy the house full of people and activity, and I enjoy the peace and quiet. It's all good.


-t - Oct 23, 2019 6:13:57 am PDT #12555 of 30019
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Woo for no fever!

They are coming to help you not to judge you, Sophia. I hope it's not too expensive.


Jesse - Oct 23, 2019 6:15:02 am PDT #12556 of 30019
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh my gosh, WHY would someone mask a British accent when working abroad?

She said she started it when she was working as a waitress and was too busy to stop and chat about it!


Zenkitty - Oct 23, 2019 6:17:29 am PDT #12557 of 30019
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

billytea, those links were helpful, and Jesse, your input is also helpful. Thanks for the encouragement, all.

Am I writing that cover letter? No I am not. I am eating a muffin and trying to calm tf down.

I hate my anxiety even more than I hate my depression. Depression, I have effective coping mechanisms, I know how to deal with it. Anxiety, I got nothing. Yelling CALM DOWN into the mirror is strangely ineffective.


Steph L. - Oct 23, 2019 6:24:35 am PDT #12558 of 30019
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Anxiety, I got nothing. Yelling CALM DOWN into the mirror is strangely ineffective.

So, honestly, you're not far off here. What works for me sometimes is not yelling CALM DOWN, but giving my anxiety a name and then telling it that it doesn't know shit about what's going on and that it needs to shut the fuck up so I can get things done. I named it Reginald, because that sounded like the perfect name for an entity that just uselessly fusses and freaks out at the drop of a hat despite no evidence existing that freaking out is called for.

I do actually feel slightly insane addressing my anxiety by name (or talking back to it at all), but it does also work to make it shut the fuck up sometimes, and that's the outcome I want, so hey. At least the insanity is working for me.