The quality of the vending machines in my life needs to drastically improve.
Same.
Wash: Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion. Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty? Wash: 'Cause you're pretty.
'Heart Of Gold'
Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sj - Sep 24, 2019 5:54:57 am PDT #11772 of 30019
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
-t - Sep 24, 2019 6:15:51 am PDT #11773 of 30019
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
My vending machines are not reliable, but sometimes there's a piroshki and that is always to be celebrated.
Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 24, 2019 7:01:32 am PDT #11774 of 30019
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I CAN hear the electromagnetic resonance!
So can I! The buzzing of the fluorescent lights above my desk counts, right?
Dana - Sep 24, 2019 7:21:12 am PDT #11775 of 30019
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
This morning, MIL sent us a "humorous" anti-climate change video. It's not actually funny, with a side dish of racism for fun.
DavidS - Sep 24, 2019 7:41:30 am PDT #11776 of 30019
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
There's a vending machine out there that only dispenses freshly made pecan pies and tarts.
Proof of God's benevolence.
Conversely, there's a vending machine in Japan that dispenses worn women's underwear for pervs.
Proof that Satan has a busy international schedule.
-t - Sep 24, 2019 7:49:00 am PDT #11777 of 30019
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Now I'm kinda sad I didn't make use of the cupcake vending machine when I had the chance
Jesse - Sep 24, 2019 8:01:10 am PDT #11778 of 30019
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Man, I can't even get M&Ms out of our vending machine half the time.
Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 24, 2019 8:01:39 am PDT #11779 of 30019
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Toddson - Sep 24, 2019 8:12:37 am PDT #11780 of 30019
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
My office's vending machine is out of order ... and had a limited choice of sodas when it was working. It also had a tendency to eat money without giving a soda.
-t - Sep 24, 2019 8:16:42 am PDT #11781 of 30019
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
To clarify, the cupcake vending machine was not in my office. That would be amazing.