Can someone do me a favor and take a look at my resume?

I can take a look, too, although I don't know how much help I'll be.

Holy cow, flea. What an awful story.

From across the Cubicle Wall: "You know when you pull out one single nose hair, and it hurts so much? The whole side of my face is on fire! It's like when you pull out an eyebrow hair! It's just AGGGHH!"

It hurts a guy that much to pull out an eyebrow hair? Guys, I need someone to test this. Just yank out one eyebrow hair and report back.

That was my question! Because I have pulled out both, and they are not at all the same! But maybe my eyebrow area is numbed from years of abuse?

It hurts a guy that much to pull out an eyebrow hair? Guys, I need someone to test this. Just yank out one eyebrow hair and report back.

I just tried it. While I wouldn't recommend it as a fun pastime, it in no way approached the pain of yanking a nose hair out—I think the roots of those stretch all the way to my spinal cord.

Oooh, that sounds good, Connie. Do you happen to have a link or author name handy?

[link]

old people love bingo, pt. 5 of Sam Deserve Better Than These Assholes

The parts are pretty much ficlets and not always cleaned up, but they're cute. Bucky is mostly with-it, and he, Steve, and Sam live together without and shipping (unless you look for it), and nothing hurts too much and everything is beautiful.

Awesome, thanks Connie!

For fans of Adult Wednesday Addams, it looks like the creator worked out the copyright disputes, because they're back. [link]

"I miss getting drunk," said Steve.

Right there with ya, Steve.

I find myself thinking, "I need a drink" way more now than I did when I was actually able to have a drink.

(I quit drinking because even a little alcohol doesn't play well with my antidepressant, and the AD treats me better.)

(PS if anyone wants to buy an antiquarian book business with a gorgeous house attached, they're still looking for buyers!)

OMG. I could afford that! Tempting.

I will try again later. For Science!

I'm counting on you, man.

I can't help with the resume, but I'm on LinkedIn if you want to link to me.

But maybe my eyebrow area is numbed from years of abuse?

I thought about that too, but when I pluck chin hairs that doesn't hurt either, and the chin hasn't had years of plucking to toughen it up. (My eyebrows have thinned, so I think of chin hairs as lost and wandering eyebrow hairs.)

I just tried it. While I wouldn't recommend it as a fun pastime, it in no way approached the pain of yanking a nose hair out—I think the roots of those stretch all the way to my spinal cord.

There, that dudebro is a super-sensitive princess. tommyrot, you still have to do it, though, to increase the sample size.

For fans of Adult Wednesday Addams, it looks like the creator worked out the copyright disputes, because they're back.

You just made my husband's day.

I am trying very hard to be productive around the house today with limited success. One might even say trivial. Or negligible. But finite, so that's something to hold on to.

Last step of this whole process. Whoot!