That's not what making out sounds like -- unless I'm doing it wrong?

Willow ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sheryl - Apr 03, 2017 1:12:36 pm PDT #9362 of 30002
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Happy Birthday Tom!

So, my MIL apparently thinks a full-size wooden maraca is an appropriate gift for a toddler. It not so much the noise as the fact Mr. S tends to hit us/the cat with things. Ow...


Anne W. - Apr 03, 2017 1:30:30 pm PDT #9363 of 30002
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Happy birthday, Tom!!!!


billytea - Apr 03, 2017 2:14:54 pm PDT #9364 of 30002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Happy birthday, Tom!


sarameg - Apr 03, 2017 2:23:08 pm PDT #9365 of 30002

Happy birthday, Tom!

I think I may have paid my mortgage twice this month. Oops. It's not a hardship, thankfully, but a stupid nonetheless(there's an automatic payment set up; I went to deposit the escrow refund and apparently oked it to pay the due payment as well. But autopay still happened. ) it'd be more annoying to try to fix it.


shrift - Apr 03, 2017 2:51:36 pm PDT #9366 of 30002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

So, my MIL apparently thinks a full-size wooden maraca is an appropriate gift for a toddler.

Oh, as usual, dear.


sarameg - Apr 03, 2017 2:54:47 pm PDT #9367 of 30002

That's actually a good summary of my day:stupid. Left my lunch in the car, got stuck behind stupid people confounded by parking garage tickets, left my swim cap at home...


Jesse - Apr 03, 2017 3:22:32 pm PDT #9368 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

So, my MIL apparently thinks a full-size wooden maraca is an appropriate gift for a toddler.

Grandparents are hilarious.


quester - Apr 03, 2017 3:27:09 pm PDT #9369 of 30002
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Happy Scola-palooza finale!


Calli - Apr 03, 2017 3:46:15 pm PDT #9370 of 30002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

So, my MIL apparently thinks a full-size wooden maraca is an appropriate gift for a toddler.

Bet if her granddaughter gives her a good whack across the shins with it, she'll reconsider.


sj - Apr 03, 2017 3:52:19 pm PDT #9371 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Oh goodness, Sheryl. I can't imagine the damage ltc could do to us and the house with that kind of gift.