Timelies all!
We have a Random Daffodil on our front lawn. Not sure how it got there, considering we had the lawn re-sodded last fall.(Long story short, there was a giant tree in our front yard. It was diagnosed with Ash Borer disease, cut down and completely removed. We decided to re-sod the lawn after that.)
Okay. Here's a dilemma: I made a King Cake to take in to work tomorrow, but cannot find the plastic babies I thought I had. How wrong would it be to substitute a tiny plastic velociraptor?
Not wrong at all, imo. Although I suppose saying "oh no, a velociraptor ate the baby Jesús!" would be pretty wrong. But very funny.
Ha! Two things I thought I may have dropped at Target have turned up here at my house. Take that My General Tendency to Lose Things! Not today.
I have to share this weirdness - the Church of Scientology addressed an envelope to
My Name
1103 Mail St
Stanford University, CA
My Zip
It made it to me, which is kind of impressive, but those are some weird damn errors. I hope no one has stolen my identity and gotten me into a jillion more mailing lists, although if they are doing it with this wacky address that might actually be more convenient
I actually opened it up and they apparently have a record of me buying a copy of Dianetics in 1992, and want to follow up, see if I ever finished (I did not. So badly written. It amused me to have it mixed into my Religious Studies shelf, but it was unreadable tripe). I am both more creeped out and more curious about how they came up with that bizarre mishmash of an address.
A king cake with a dinosaur sounds awesome.
Dang, tomorrow is Fat Tuesday already? I gotta get me some paczki!
Velociraptor it is, then.
I actually opened it up and they apparently have a record of me buying a copy of Dianetics in 1992
A 25th anniversary followup letter? It sounds like they're scraping the barrel for potential contacts.
I arrived at my first chorus rehearsal, and they have music for me and no spot on the seating chart. Woohoo.