Which con are you going to Dana?

My role for Denver Comic Con keeps expanding. I'm ok with that, but I'm going to be BUSY from now through July 3rd. Anyone wanna come out here and be one of my liaisons and work five 12 hour days with me? I'm still looking for 2 volunteer liaison captains.

Escapade, a small long-running slash con.

This Oscar-nominated song is not very good.

Alicia Vikander looks orange.

Yes! That was the one Oscar win I had every finger crossed for, as I'm resigned to La La Land winning Best Picture.

So now we can say "Oscar-winning motion picture Suicide Squad."

That's awful, WS. Stealing your CDs is bad enough, but stealing your joy in the music they contained is even worse. I hope the thieve's favorite foods turn to ashes in their mouths.

Thanks. I have always sort of imagined that whoever stole my stuff must have been drug-addled to have targeted such a rattle-trap old trailer. My pet wish for them is that they get free of the drugs and live a long, healthy life wherein they occassionally lie awake at night horrified at their own stupid past (and have more shame and remorse than I have at the stupid, ugly things I have said.)

I'm picturing the Oscar producers saying "I don't care what the fuck Lin-Manuel does, but we want him on that stage."

Auli'i Cravalho did a great job, and she looked amazing!

ABC's new show is seriously "I found out my best friend is Jack the Ripper and so I followed him to the future to stop him"?

What the hell are Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan doing at the Oscars? Did their cab to the Razzies take a wrong turn?