Guys, if you want to point and laugh, my first instinct was that one of the pennies was a lighter color and I was all like Picard - How the fuck...?????

That's wonderful. I would take "I'd just look at them and see which is not as dark as the others" as a correct answer. With bonus points.

Ooh, I haven't had lunch yet! I do not have the capability of having a sandwich, though. But maybe for dinner! I'd better make that happen.

I want a Cuban sandwich. I have no justification for buying a Panini press for myself. I had one in a diner style restaurant (Denny's, IHOP, I don't know) and it was wonderful, but none of the places around me seem to have it anymore. Bah.

I should be starting dinner, but instead I'm sitting on the couch watching Sesame Street with ltc.

Do you have a waffle iron, Connie?

Or an iron?

Or two cast iron skillets? Maybe even one cast iron and a larger one made of something else. I think that would work.

I'm in problem-solving mode now.

It was Chinese for lunch, and leftover Chinese for dinner. I may have to pretend tomorrow is sandwich day.

I celebrated with leftovers.

Can I just say that having a political tweet go viral gets you the best art projects from everywhere. (No. Really not the best. NOT the best at all. Block block report report gahhhh)

Also I'm trying to not imagine my happy laugh if all those people RT/liking would buy a book.

Connie, it's not a panini press, but I think I have one of those sandwich makers I never use if you want it.

I have none of the items listed, -t, though I did have two irons, which I gleefully got rid of because ironing destroys my soul. Perhaps when my budget has recovered a bit from the costs of moving and setting up a new household. A George Foreman grill type thing is actually useful.

Connie, it's not a panini press, but I think I have one of those sandwich makers I never use if you want it.

That would be very gracious indeed, sj. Profile addy is good, I'll happily pay for shipping.

I'll try to dig it out of the pantry tomorrow.