It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Jan 19, 2017 10:58:27 am PST #5755 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Okay, now Kato is walking more or less normally. He even went outside to pee and came back in, walking a little stiffly, but okay. I guess I just panicked, but when he couldn't walk or hold himself up, it was really scary.


Dana - Jan 19, 2017 11:04:50 am PST #5756 of 30002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Of course it was scary. I'm glad he's better. He was probably just stiff.


smonster - Jan 19, 2017 11:09:12 am PST #5757 of 30002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Poor Kato. Hope he's okay.


lisah - Jan 19, 2017 11:11:55 am PST #5758 of 30002
Punishingly Intricate

Poor old pup. Hope he's ok


Steph L. - Jan 19, 2017 11:15:20 am PST #5759 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Yeah, I think maybe it just hurt a lot, the way he toppled over, and he couldn't stand right away. Now that I think about it, the dalmatian jumped off the back porch stairs (when she forgot how to walk down stairs -- true story, and that is the reason we have a CLASSY AS SHIT U-Haul ramp from our back porch to the ground) and instead of landing on her feet, just sprawled and took the brunt of the landing on her chest. The result was that she couldn't walk very well for a while afterward, because it was a serious impact. That may be what happened to him. I hope.

But the way he toppled to the side was freaky as hell. Not at all like the way he gets wobbly and then goes down. It was like someone just pushed him over from the side and he was stiff like a statue and toppled.

Pets, man. They're trying to give me a heart attack.


Jesse - Jan 19, 2017 11:25:06 am PST #5760 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh no, Steph! That sounds super scary. Glad he seems to be doing better.


Steph L. - Jan 19, 2017 11:30:02 am PST #5761 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Now he's all stoned from the Tramadol. He'll probably want to go to Taco Bell any minute.


Jesse - Jan 19, 2017 11:33:15 am PST #5762 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Did I mention here there might be a Taco Bell with booze in my neighborhood some day? I would be so excited!!!!!!


-t - Jan 19, 2017 11:37:28 am PST #5763 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

{{{Kato and humans}}}


-t - Jan 19, 2017 11:38:40 am PST #5764 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Taco Bell sounds like an excellent idea right now.