Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.

Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Jan 12, 2017 5:25:06 am PST #5387 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

The rooster story makes me feel better about the world. I was gonna say that the live rooster doesn't usually stay live in the curse-removal process, but now I'd prefer to think they do- just hanging out with you eating up evil as if it were bugs.


Jesse - Jan 12, 2017 5:46:28 am PST #5388 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I wouldn't say no to curse-removal with a side of coq au vin, personally.


flea - Jan 12, 2017 6:30:23 am PST #5389 of 30002
information libertarian

Stuff you don't hear at the office every day, but that I am getting used to: coworker R comes back to the cube next to mine, and says, "L., Emilio Estevez wants to talk to you." L.: "Seriously? He doesn't know my name!" R: "He asked for you by name."


flea - Jan 12, 2017 6:36:59 am PST #5390 of 30002
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Ha, he had a copyright question! L. is our intellectual property librarian. She came back like, "Doesn't he have lawyers??"


Zenkitty - Jan 12, 2017 7:01:49 am PST #5391 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

flea, that's cool!

Glad y'all liked the rooster tale.


DavidS - Jan 12, 2017 7:11:14 am PST #5392 of 30002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

That is a great rooster story.

Oh, no, David. That's when I'd say, "screw it," pop an anti-inflammatory of some kind, go to bed, and hope Thursday behaves a little better.

That is indeed what I did, taking the max allowed ibuprofen.

You need a live rooster to take the curse off you.

As it happens ibuprofen and the over-hot pad worked wonders. I am pleased to report that I don't think I need hip replacement surgery at age 55.

However, now my phone is dead. Maybe I should look into that rooster.


Steph L. - Jan 12, 2017 7:12:22 am PST #5393 of 30002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

However, now my phone is dead. Maybe I should look into that rooster.

Scola's on his way out there now, right? Please don't give him the plague.


Jesse - Jan 12, 2017 7:12:50 am PST #5394 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ha, he had a copyright question! L. is our intellectual property librarian. She came back like, "Doesn't he have lawyers??"

Love that!


Dana - Jan 12, 2017 7:14:14 am PST #5395 of 30002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I need to get up and do things, but I'm sucked into an episode of Pit Bulls and Parolees.


-t - Jan 12, 2017 8:14:06 am PST #5396 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I wouldn't say no to curse-removal with a side of coq au vin, personally.

Probably still an option, depending on the curse. And the rooster.

ETA I am actually taking a sick day today. Sinus headache or whatever this is is kicking my ass, and I've got my work winter party tomorrow night, Hafla on Saturday, and brunch on Sunday, so I need to recover tout suite.