Okay, um, I'm lost. Uh, I'm angry, and I'm armed, so if you two have something that you need to work out --

Mal ,'War Stories'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


msbelle - Jan 11, 2017 6:16:06 pm PST #5369 of 30002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Yes Gud, millions of people buy it, believe it, and will scream at you if you speak against him or ask for specifics.


meara - Jan 11, 2017 6:21:08 pm PST #5370 of 30002

I am planning to be in Canada for Inauguration Day.


DavidS - Jan 11, 2017 6:43:52 pm PST #5371 of 30002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Fuuuuuuuucccckkkk. Some asshole on my Kenyon alumni group is bleating and moaning about how she got unfriended because she voted Trump (by me). She's the most hypocritical Marin county, rich, supported-by-her-husband asshole who wants to assure everybody how much she supports gay rights (though she voted for a man who will literally strip Federal gay right protections on the first day). Fuck that fucker. Enemy list.

Plus, my business partner who assured me he would NOT do the one thing that I said was utterly shitty and counter productive and wasting of my work and time, then went and DID that very fucking thing today.

And...my right hip has developed a new interesting pain which spikes up to a 9 and has me limping like Ahab around the Pequod and makes me hate every fucking thing.

So I've got an extra portion of hate to spare.

I am totally in a Smash It All mood.


Consuela - Jan 11, 2017 6:45:04 pm PST #5372 of 30002
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Canada would be nice. But I have the day off; maybe I'll go hiking or skiing or something that takes me far away from the news.


shrift - Jan 11, 2017 6:50:16 pm PST #5373 of 30002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Consuela, I have requested the day off and would be interested in hiking. I don't know how to ski, though.


Steph L. - Jan 11, 2017 6:50:37 pm PST #5374 of 30002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Ugh. Burn it all down, David. You need to show some folks they shouldn't mess with you. (And, I don't know, burn down your hip, too. Metaphorically.) (But maybe lie on a heating pad. Just not until it burns.)


Consuela - Jan 11, 2017 7:04:43 pm PST #5375 of 30002
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Consuela, I have requested the day off and would be interested in hiking.

Hiking it is! We'll go to the redwoods somewhere. Depending on the weather, anyway.


DavidS - Jan 11, 2017 7:04:52 pm PST #5376 of 30002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

(But maybe lie on a heating pad. Just not until it burns.)

Good idea. It feels like structural damage. Like maybe there's a little tear in the labrum in there.

It sucks. Burninate!


DavidS - Jan 11, 2017 8:13:49 pm PST #5377 of 30002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Okay. It being That Kind of Day, the heating pad seems to have actually melted part of my (apparently) acrylic sweat pants.


Calli - Jan 12, 2017 1:29:26 am PST #5378 of 30002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Oh, no, David. That's when I'd say, "screw it," pop an anti-inflammatory of some kind, go to bed, and hope Thursday behaves a little better.