Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Nora Deirdre - Jan 10, 2017 5:32:36 pm PST #5331 of 30002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Clearly I missed something. Who peed?

So... a bunch of memos came out (originally published on Buzzfeed) piggybacked on the news that intelligence orgs have determined that Russia had been working to elect Trump. The memos, of somewhat unverified origins indicate that they have been priming Trump for 5 years with visits etc., and they have blackmail material on him, including paying prostitutes to perform golden showers on the same bed in the Ritz Carlton in Moscow that the Obamas stayed in when they visited, specifically to violate that space.

So there's a LOT of PEEOTUS jokes going around.

ETA to make sure it's clear that there are two reports that came to light today - the intelligence one (a 2 page summary of proof of the interference while proving that the FBI knew all this in August) - AND ALSO the leaked (so to speak) memos of the ways that Russia has molded Trump over the last five years including but not limited to kinky surveillance in order to maintain control of him.


Steph L. - Jan 10, 2017 5:35:17 pm PST #5332 of 30002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

they have blackmail material on him

This is the thing I'd be more focused on. Doesn't that disqualify him from office? Because he's compromised?

The peeing thing...well, it seems like doing it in the bathtub would be easier to clean, is all.


Consuela - Jan 10, 2017 5:35:34 pm PST #5333 of 30002
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I lost track of how many times my umbrella turned inside-out, putting down towels, and pouring water out of my shoes drenched.

Oh, man, yeah. I would have gotten that wet, too, except in a moment of brilliance this morning I decided to drive to work. It was entirely worth the $12 I paid for parking to not have to walk half a mile to the bus stop and then get splashed by passing cars while waiting for a bus that would have been delayed at least half an hour by traffic on the bridge. So glad I drove.

I'm also grateful I don't have to explain to my father what Golden Showers are. Because seriously.


shrift - Jan 10, 2017 5:35:38 pm PST #5334 of 30002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I would like to throw a tantrum and eat something terrible for me, but I'm forcing myself to put on my Captain America shrug and use the green beans before they go bad.


Nora Deirdre - Jan 10, 2017 5:37:42 pm PST #5335 of 30002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

This is the thing I'd be more focused on. Doesn't that disqualify him from office? Because he's compromised?

Yeah, that's way more damning, but the golden showers make for more fun hashtags.

(I also edited my original post to indicate there were two different stories involved, only one including the pee stuff.)


Steph L. - Jan 10, 2017 5:40:32 pm PST #5336 of 30002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

but the golden showers make for more fun hashtags.

Fair point. I guess #itsrainingtreason isn't as funny, dang it.


Nora Deirdre - Jan 10, 2017 5:43:45 pm PST #5337 of 30002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Steph, here's the Buzzfeed report: [link]

And here's the CNN report on the vetted info presented to Obama and Trump about Russia's influence on Trump: [link]


Connie Neil - Jan 10, 2017 6:46:07 pm PST #5338 of 30002
brillig

They're making a series out of Time After Time? Huh. I loved the movie, and I guess it makes as much sense as anything else. It could work.


meara - Jan 10, 2017 7:17:53 pm PST #5339 of 30002

I figure if it's out in the open now, can he still be blackmailed about it? That said....ugh. Dear god how has this gotten so bad before he's even taken office?


Connie Neil - Jan 10, 2017 7:30:20 pm PST #5340 of 30002
brillig

Our Presidency has turned into Keeping Up with the Kardasians. I think a lot of people just think of it as a big reality show soap opera.