Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Pix - Dec 21, 2016 12:12:35 pm PST #4263 of 30002
The status is NOT quo.

So funny. I really don't love the Broken Earth books, but I adore all her earlier work.


DavidS - Dec 21, 2016 1:38:18 pm PST #4264 of 30002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I once had a dream that Satan fell in love with a girl named Masada, and her love made him compassionate, and that made G-d so angry He tried to kill them with lightning bolts but they got away by hiding inside a mountain. I don't know why I remember that dream.

Because that would make a pretty good three issue run of Sandman.

I spent about half an hour standing around an upscale gift shop sniffing super fancy expensive candles to decide which one to get for my deluxe candle aficianado.

The winner: [link]


Jesse - Dec 21, 2016 1:51:11 pm PST #4265 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ooh, that looks nice.

I am checking off to-do items like a motherfucker. Since work, went to TJ's, started pork spread, wrote notes to my team. Check check check!! (On the pork, I threw in a little bacon fat and a little crisco and it looks to be OK. We'll see.)


-t - Dec 21, 2016 1:56:32 pm PST #4266 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Dear body

This is a stupid time to come down with a cold. Please just don't. We'll take a sick day in January if you can pull it together for the days we already have off.


beth b - Dec 21, 2016 2:29:49 pm PST #4267 of 30002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I have a cold - really, skip it


Scrappy - Dec 21, 2016 2:34:38 pm PST #4268 of 30002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Just had my year-end review. I did not get a raise--and not because we are not giving raises, because "my work this year does not merit a raise." I got a $1,000 bonus, which I am not complaining about. I also got to meet with the COO, who told me that "it's not like your job is that difficult."

I am so sick of this place and of HR and can't wait to get out of here.


shrift - Dec 21, 2016 3:00:15 pm PST #4269 of 30002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

That place does not deserve you, Scrappy. Ptui.


msbelle - Dec 21, 2016 3:05:09 pm PST #4270 of 30002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

ugh Scrappy, DO NOT LIKE.


Dana - Dec 21, 2016 3:07:24 pm PST #4271 of 30002
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

I also got to meet with the COO, who told me that "it's not like your job is that difficult."

Way to build morale at the end of the year.


Sheryl - Dec 21, 2016 3:09:37 pm PST #4272 of 30002
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Tomorrow we fly to visit my parents in Florida, in their probably-not-very-childproofed condo. (which is also the land of limited internet access for us) Whee.