Buffy: Where are the burgers? Riley: Yeah man, I'm starving. Cow me. Xander: I'd love to make with the moo but the fire's not cooperating.

'Lessons'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Consuela - Oct 30, 2016 8:01:50 pm PDT #403 of 30002
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

YAY CUBBIES!

My brother just texted me a picture from Wrigley. And the camera showed John Cusack in the stands, hah!


Burrell - Oct 30, 2016 8:21:43 pm PDT #404 of 30002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Oh Jesse, I keep meaning to send you an email. No need to get into details here, but it's for someone I know who is looking for "contacts"


hippocampus - Oct 31, 2016 1:21:13 am PDT #405 of 30002
not your mom's socks.

Brenda, that sounds like an excellent karma.

I am home, everything hurts, and we are facing a week of stress personal and professional. But at least there is candy.


WindSparrow - Oct 31, 2016 1:57:13 am PDT #406 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Yay, candy! Boo hiss stress.


Steph L. - Oct 31, 2016 3:30:16 am PDT #407 of 30002
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Andi, is today the first day of your new position?


Steph L. - Oct 31, 2016 5:26:00 am PDT #408 of 30002
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Hey, it's a Monday. I just got an email from an author that says "I have finished reviewing the file and answering your questions, but I want to know why the title was changed. Was it because of journal requirements? I will not return my article until you tell me why."

Is that...academic blackmail? (And, more to the point, does he actually think we give a shit? Oh my god.) So I had to come up with a diplomatic way to say "Dear author, 'When Cannabis Strikes the Retina' [that was seriously the title] is in no way a scientific title that reflects the content of the article and if I left the title as is, senior management would have come down on me like a ton of bricks and by the way, you are not as clever as you think."


Kalshane - Oct 31, 2016 5:40:04 am PDT #409 of 30002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

YAY CUBBIES!

Win or lose in Cleveland , I'm very glad I didn't have to watch the Indians celebrate at Wrigley.

As amazing as all the shots of the crowds throughout Wrigleyville are, I feel bad for all the cops and other emergency personnel having to pull extra duty these last few weeks. I've got a friend who is Chicago PD and the whole department is on 12 hour shifts with no days off until the Series is over. He works the South Side so he's not even directly dealing with the madness.

My brother just texted me a picture from Wrigley. And the camera showed John Cusack in the stands, hah!

I feel like I'm part of the right fandom when I've got Cusack, Bill Murray and Eddie Vedder on my side. Lots of celebrities at the games (including John Hamm trolling us in a Cardinals hat) not counting the random Fox TV stars that "coincidentally" give the announcers a chance to plug their shows.


Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 31, 2016 5:53:25 am PDT #410 of 30002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Steph, I don't suppose you have the authority to send a "We're sorry to hear you have withdrawn your article. We hope to work with you at a future date." email to the writer?


Dana - Oct 31, 2016 5:57:08 am PDT #411 of 30002
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Oh, Steph, he won't return the article? Whatever shall you do?


juliana - Oct 31, 2016 6:06:44 am PDT #412 of 30002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

John Hamm trolling us in a Cardinals hat

That was amazing. I'm nowhere near a Cards fan, but the level of dedication it takes to troll like that is great.