Oh, God. Oh, God. My hair. My hair! The government gave me bad hair!

Cordelia ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


msbelle - Dec 02, 2016 10:29:05 am PST #3216 of 30002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

So they came out to turn on the water before I got home and said the meter was turning (meaning something is on) and they cannot switch in on when that is happening. But I am home and NOTHING was on. They are coming back out. So help me if it is a broken something I will just pack a bag and stay with my parents for the weekend.


msbelle - Dec 02, 2016 11:22:06 am PST #3217 of 30002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I can has water!! The meter was spinning because the toilets were filling back up and one of them is SLOW!

YAY! waters!

I have halfassed cleaned both bathrooms and have started a load of laundry. I AM USING ALL OF MY WATERS!


msbelle - Dec 02, 2016 11:24:12 am PST #3218 of 30002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

So I had also not paid my cell phone bill last month. Jesusita y'all, I need a keeper.


Toddson - Dec 02, 2016 11:24:50 am PST #3219 of 30002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Well, if you feel you need an up to date nativity set this season, here's one.

dear g*d


Zenkitty - Dec 02, 2016 11:28:56 am PST #3220 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

My neighbor D has spent 15 minutes on the phone with me ranting about Comey and the FBI, and then she tells me that I MUST do whatever I need to do to keep myself sane because I am so angry. Projecting a bit, I think.

If I were doing everything possible to keep myself from getting upset, I would have hung up on her already.


Gudanov - Dec 02, 2016 11:38:12 am PST #3221 of 30002
Coding and Sleeping

I like the Jesus selfie.


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 02, 2016 11:39:39 am PST #3222 of 30002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Shouldn't they have him in a baby bjorn or some type of gyroscoping crib/mobile combo hamsterball?


Dana - Dec 02, 2016 12:20:32 pm PST #3223 of 30002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

conference call with my manager will not end...end...end...


Calli - Dec 02, 2016 12:22:49 pm PST #3224 of 30002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Re: hipster nativity

No.


Toddson - Dec 02, 2016 12:31:49 pm PST #3225 of 30002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I just needed to share the awfulness.