So there is something I can do, besides scream like a woman?

Wesley ,'Chosen'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Aug 20, 2018 9:26:26 am PDT #28566 of 30002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

just very slowly and without enthusiasm.

We call that Monday Style.


Jesse - Aug 20, 2018 9:50:27 am PDT #28567 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I actually am doing actual work, btw, just very slowly and without enthusiasm.

Yeah, you'd be surprised to know I have actually done some stuff today.

What should I have for lunch?

I mean, burrito is the canonical answer, but right now I want sushi. So maybe a poke burrito???


-t - Aug 20, 2018 9:58:29 am PDT #28568 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I don't think the sushi/poke burrito has made it out here where I am yet. In any case, I decided that going out and picking something up was too much trouble so I'm having a pork chop sandwich from the vending machine. Slim pickings after the weekend, I guess.


Jesse - Aug 20, 2018 10:00:04 am PDT #28569 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I can't imagine a vending machine with a pork chop sandwich! It must be like an Automat?


-t - Aug 20, 2018 10:11:36 am PDT #28570 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

It's the kind with sliding doors and it's refrigerated? Apparently? Most everything in it comes with microwave instructions.


Dana - Aug 20, 2018 10:11:48 am PDT #28571 of 30002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I think I have philosophical disagreements with both poke burritos and vending machine pork chop sandwiches.


Atropa - Aug 20, 2018 10:15:43 am PDT #28572 of 30002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Miss Erzabet No Biting came home last night, and is doing really well. I slept on the couch last night so I could spend more time with her.


-t - Aug 20, 2018 10:16:19 am PDT #28573 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That seems like a reasonable position, Dana.

Yay Miss Erzabet No Biting!


Atropa - Aug 20, 2018 10:23:04 am PDT #28574 of 30002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I just applied for a writer position at icanhazcheezburger.com. The recruitment agency site that they use sent me a probably autogenerated email letting me know that my resume is an extremely high match for the position, and in the top 10% of submitted resumes.

I don't know how much I believe the email, but it's nice. Plus, come on - you want a writer familiar with online culture and meme? I'M RIGHT HERE.


Connie Neil - Aug 20, 2018 10:38:21 am PDT #28575 of 30002
brillig

I was just checking in to see if there was word on Miss Erzabet No Biting! Yay!

And you'd be perfect for the Cheezburger!