No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Dana - Jul 31, 2018 8:24:24 am PDT #27880 of 30002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I would love to do an escape room, even with work people. Unfortunately, when my boss said "something fun like a lunch and learn", I think she meant that and only that.


Jesse - Jul 31, 2018 8:45:05 am PDT #27881 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I want to do an escape room, too! I should organize friends.

Lunch and learn in the middle of a 10 hour work day is no.


Sophia Brooks - Jul 31, 2018 9:13:18 am PDT #27882 of 30002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I really like all the personality assessment things- but more personally than at work. I don't know if those are team building or just an attempt to teach adults that other people think differently than they do.


Karl - Jul 31, 2018 9:18:18 am PDT #27883 of 30002
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.

Oh god, they're talking about a team summit where our global team would meet up. 4 days, probably 8-6 each day. Those would be...long days.

We do these at work twice a year, and by noon of the third day, I'm nearly homicidal with overload. Every. Single. Time.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 31, 2018 9:24:56 am PDT #27884 of 30002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Maybe suggest Thunderdome as a team-building exercise next time around?


Dana - Jul 31, 2018 9:35:18 am PDT #27885 of 30002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I'm pondering whether to volunteer as a moderator to keep things on track, because it is not one of my boss's strengths, and if we spend four days talking in circles, I will go mental.


Dana - Jul 31, 2018 10:33:09 am PDT #27886 of 30002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Interesting. Husband's prospective employer will not budge on vacation, but the HR person basically invited him to negotiate on salary.


Jessica - Jul 31, 2018 11:00:00 am PDT #27887 of 30002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Dana, is this a local job or would you need to relocate?


Dana - Jul 31, 2018 11:18:07 am PDT #27888 of 30002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Local! No moving!


Jessica - Jul 31, 2018 11:21:00 am PDT #27889 of 30002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

DOUBLE WOOT!