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Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Jul 04, 2018 8:14:09 am PDT #27020 of 30002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I changed my name - combination of getting married really young (so no professional history with my old name) and wanting to trade in a constantly misspelled/mispronounced name for a nice simple easy one.

Reader, they misspell this one too.


-t - Jul 04, 2018 8:30:10 am PDT #27021 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Of course they do.


Sheryl - Jul 04, 2018 9:19:07 am PDT #27022 of 30002
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

I changed my name when I got married because it seemed like the right thing to do. I went from a short last name that frequently got misspelled to a longer last name that I spell for people frequently.


Sophia Brooks - Jul 04, 2018 9:20:00 am PDT #27023 of 30002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I think I will never at this point get married and also At this point I will never change my name. But I did choose to add the Brooks to my name unkfficially, and may someday get a legal name change because that is just me and I am glad I chose it. When I was younger, I thought it would depend on how good the name sounded!

My BFF ended up changing her name because when she was going through a hard time, her brother bought her a car and put it in her married name. It was easier to change her name than the title to the car!


Sophia Brooks - Jul 04, 2018 9:31:03 am PDT #27024 of 30002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Also, Jessica, how in the world do they misspell your last name? It is an actual word. No one misspells any of my name, but they do call me the complete wrong name. My last name is a first name and people also just seem to go with any old name that starts with an n.


Dana - Jul 04, 2018 9:35:52 am PDT #27025 of 30002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

People misspell and mispronounce everything. No matter what. It's like a challenge. My last name is six letters long and not difficult. And yet.


DavidS - Jul 04, 2018 9:47:43 am PDT #27026 of 30002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I have learned with my last name that people don't generally listen to you pronounce your name, they just try to slot it to a name they know.

No matter now many times I say my last name, spell it out (all four letters) and pronounce it again, a certain number of people will look at me blankly and reply "Mays?"


DavidS - Jul 04, 2018 9:48:40 am PDT #27027 of 30002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I even had a substitute teacher insist I must have the spelling of my name wrong.


Laura - Jul 04, 2018 9:57:42 am PDT #27028 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

Yep, I frequently get Holtz. Still have to spell it, but it doesn't take as long as when it was Gustafson or Glodowski.


Sue - Jul 04, 2018 10:18:51 am PDT #27029 of 30002
hip deep in pie

I once got Noseworthy. But usually Ozone.