Instead I'm going to post this article: [link]

I am not lying: I edited that article. I swear to god.

((((((((Gud))))))) dude! You need a break!

This reminds me that one of my few actual friends at work is suddenly facing a very messy divorce.

She found out her husband had stolen their son's graduation money, which led to the revelation that he (the husband) has been using meth! They have 4 kids, 2 are high school age and 2 small ones, one a toddler. She is supporting the family because he mysteriously can't keep a job, so he has been the most-of-the-time caregiver for the baby! I knew there was something screwy there, but I'M no expert on relationships.

STEPH! Buffistas are everywhere.

I am not lying: I edited that article.

Our friends are FANCY.

I am not lying: I edited that article.

Our friends are FANCY.

It's the opposite of fancy, let me tell you. t looks at hole-y t-shirt and gym shorts

So I finally got my act together and had someone film me climbing the other day, if anyone wants to see it: [link]

So I started my new job yesterday. Except what I am really doing is handing over my old job to our new administrator, which is now making her realize that what I am doing is huge and it might take multiple people to replace me. No one had any idea how much I am getting done. Which is a huge ego boost, but also makes me feel a little annoyed because I would frankly rather stay doing what I was doing with an assistant than move to this other position. I am pretty sure within a year they will end up opening a higher paid position doing what I actually like even though I was told there was no chance of it. It also makes me feel embarrassed because there are serious things about being an admin I am horrible at, and those will also be discovered ? Like I don't actually order books every semester, I just made an arrangement with the bookstore to order the same books unless I tell them otherwise.

In addition is there a word for a disorder that is the opposite of being on the ASD spectrum, because I think I have it. I can do easily predict how people are going to react and what will be the final result that it is very frustrating. I think I got it from my days stage managing or working in costumes or even customer service, but I feel like it is some sort of disorder, because people don't believe me I until they experience it. And if I try to be logical and not take people's reactions into account, it always backfires. So I just trust the intuition thing, but it is hard to logic out with people.

That seems super inefficient, Suela. I would just take the stairs.

It is too fucking hot to run errands at 7PM. Fuck global warming. Fuck humanity.

It's been a long day. ltc missed the memo that she was supposed to be nice to me on my birthday. She had more tantrums today than I can count.

Oh, no! But happy birthday anyway, sj. May this be a good year for you.

I have cream puffs in the oven. Every time I make choux pastry I remember how simple it is.