Happy birthday, David. You have taught me a great deal about how to define masculinity in a way I can live with, and those lessons have only gotten more valuable as time has gone on.
I love you. Thank you so much.
Slay-er? Chosen One. She who hangs out a lot in cemeteries? You're kidding. Ask around. Look it up: Slayer comma The.
Buffy ,'Showtime'
Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Karl - Jun 28, 2018 6:00:33 am PDT #26750 of 30002
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.
sj - Jun 28, 2018 6:02:15 am PDT #26751 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
I'm so sick of sarcastic repairmen. My "off-brand" (his words) Seventh Generation detergent is causing my washing machine to break because it is too harsh.
meara - Jun 28, 2018 6:24:21 am PDT #26752 of 30002
Owww. My head is killing me but I have important meetings all morning.
Gudanov - Jun 28, 2018 6:28:30 am PDT #26753 of 30002
Coding and Sleeping
I turned a light on and off!
Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 28, 2018 6:29:01 am PDT #26754 of 30002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I'm so sick of sarcastic repairmen. My "off-brand" (his words) Seventh Generation detergent is causing my washing machine to break because it is too harsh.
Oh, so I guess the chemicals that the EPA has rated harmful to the environment are the ones that protect the washing machine's fragile steel innards from the big bad soap?
sj - Jun 28, 2018 6:32:40 am PDT #26755 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
I guess so. Also he was unimpressed that the big brand names cause me to have asthma attacks because he has asthma too.
Gudanov - Jun 28, 2018 6:42:50 am PDT #26756 of 30002
Coding and Sleeping
Color me skeptical on the detergent breaking the washer.
Katerina Bee - Jun 28, 2018 6:48:41 am PDT #26757 of 30002
Herding cats for fun
Happy Birthday David! May it be another joyous day of Zmayhem.
-t - Jun 28, 2018 6:51:56 am PDT #26758 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Happy Hec day! I feel like I should celebrate by getting a haircut, but I just did that on Friday so I won't. Maybe a fancy cocktail later.
Side-eyeing your repairman hard, sj. Dude. No. Just shut up.
P.M. Marc - Jun 28, 2018 6:52:04 am PDT #26759 of 30002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Hec & JZ, you are two of my favorite people ever. I am so glad you exist and I wish I were there to walk up to the Whole Foods and buy you cake and make you eat it with me while I enthusiastically show you something ridiculous on DVD.