Lorne: My little prince. Oh…what did they do to you? Angel: Nina…tried to…eat me. Lorne: Oh, you're--medic! You're gonna make it Angel. Just don't stop fighting. Doctor! Is there a Gepetto in the house?

'Smile Time'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - May 17, 2018 1:26:27 pm PDT #25319 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I accidentally left a drop of jam in the sink the other day, and it became Ant City in there. Luckily, a couple of ant traps and a couple of days of carefully cleaning everything ASAP, and it's much better.


Theodosia - May 17, 2018 1:50:17 pm PDT #25320 of 30002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Ants love to follow paths, and especially paths that lead to food that other ants found (they're helpful that way), so scrubbing near the walls does really help confuse them and encourage them to move on.


Beverly - May 17, 2018 2:36:37 pm PDT #25321 of 30002
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

"I've lost the line! I don't know where to go!!"


shrift - May 17, 2018 3:21:42 pm PDT #25322 of 30002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

With one hand, I am pointing at people and telling them, "I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD BE A PROBLEM SO DON'T EVEN LOOK AT ME RIGHT NOW." With the other hand, I'm pointing at other people and crying, "WHY ARE YOUR TABLES SO UNRELIABLE AND INACCURATE?!"

This could be a sign that I need some TUMS and a nap.


Sophia Brooks - May 17, 2018 3:27:41 pm PDT #25323 of 30002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

When I worked at a customer service desk in high school, we had the following machines - food stamp machine with phone entry, cash register with 10 key, video dental computer with 10 key, main switchboard with phone entry, lotto machine with phone entry, bottle return with 10 key. It was so irritating.


sarameg - May 17, 2018 4:18:04 pm PDT #25324 of 30002

I adulted and called chase to find out my account # ( after 5 years!) so I could pay off my car loan and cancel the autopay. And hey, the gamble that my car would survive a 5 yr, no interest loan paid off.

Now I should sink that payment into retirement or something. Next adulting.


Connie Neil - May 17, 2018 5:15:22 pm PDT #25325 of 30002
brillig

How about three-quarters to retirement and the other quarter to breathing room in regular expenses?


DavidS - May 17, 2018 5:19:38 pm PDT #25326 of 30002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

What the hell is a "video dental computer"?


Tom Scola - May 17, 2018 5:29:08 pm PDT #25327 of 30002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

It's a typo for "video rental computer".


Steph L. - May 17, 2018 5:52:06 pm PDT #25328 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

It's a typo for "video rental computer".

That's disappointing. "Video dental computer" sounded potentially -- yet entertainingly -- horrifying.