I just slapped that subsection of the statute in there. And added this line: "Henceforth, please communicate via writing with either Dan or myself. Our email addresses that you have had since 2015 are still both current and active, our phone numbers that you have used to communicate via text with us since 2015 are both still valid, and our current mailing address is X."
Oh, God. Oh, God. My hair. My hair! The government gave me bad hair!
Cordelia ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Strix - May 09, 2018 11:24:06 am PDT #25061 of 30002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Strix - May 09, 2018 11:26:19 am PDT #25062 of 30002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Is "If we have not heard from you within 48 business hours, our next communication with you will be via our lawyer" too bitchy?
Jessica - May 09, 2018 11:32:43 am PDT #25063 of 30002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
You might as well quote the law there, just to let them know what the time limit is?
Yeah, I'd cite the exact statute so he knows you're not bluffing. Know any lawyers who'll let you send it on their letterhead, just to drive it home?
Strix - May 09, 2018 11:41:15 am PDT #25064 of 30002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
We have a lawyer, but it's not a close enough relationship to use his letterhead without a big ol' fee for it.
I correctly cited the statute, and included a paste of the relevant subsection.
Tom Scola - May 09, 2018 11:51:59 am PDT #25065 of 30002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
I correctly cited the statute, and included a paste of the relevant subsection.
Did you get to use the "§" glyph? ita would have approved!
Strix - May 09, 2018 11:54:42 am PDT #25066 of 30002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I did! Though I c&p, didn't use the keyboard...;)
EpicTangent - May 09, 2018 12:13:36 pm PDT #25067 of 30002
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Just paid $2300 yesterday for my truck repair. Got a quote to replace two sides of my fence for over $5000. Y'all I am THROUGH with this being a grownup thing. I resign. Who do I see to hand over my keys (and bills)?
meara - May 09, 2018 12:21:03 pm PDT #25068 of 30002
Whaaaaat. The foster people haven't been emailing about kittens. Today they sent an email at 11:04 saying they had 9 sets of kittens that needed to be picked up today between 1-6pm. I responded at 11:05 saying I could pick them up as soon as needed. She just wrote back saying they'd all been placed?!? Noooooooo
(Darkly running away muttering about kitten corruption)
chrismg - May 09, 2018 12:28:39 pm PDT #25069 of 30002
"...and then Legolas and the Hulk destroy the entire Greek army." - Penny Arcade
Somebody bluffed on a busted flush.
Toddson - May 09, 2018 12:40:16 pm PDT #25070 of 30002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
In relation to nothing at all, here's a video on How to make a perfect Eurovision song. I thought it was pretty funny.