Who among us can ignore the allure of really funny math puns?

Willow ,'Empty Places'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Mar 01, 2018 4:36:24 am PST #22669 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Huh. Got out of bed and immediately fell over. I don't exactly feel dizzy but I have very little ability to keep my balance. Is this vertigo? Never experienced this before.


Jessica - Mar 01, 2018 4:57:05 am PST #22670 of 30002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I was going to ask why the Oxford comma wasn't on the list - but are we all in agreement on that one?

I considered including it, but on reflection I concluded that we are overwhelmingly in favor. If there are outliers, well, they are wrong and I'm ignoring them. Just like ND on this hammock issue.


Jesse - Mar 01, 2018 4:59:41 am PST #22671 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh dear, -t! That sounds potentially like vertigo, or something else No Good.


Theodosia - Mar 01, 2018 5:00:36 am PST #22672 of 30002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

How about a hammock strung between a tree and a fence post? (I might be asking for a friend. Maybe.)


askye - Mar 01, 2018 5:25:28 am PST #22673 of 30002
Thrive to spite them

I want a sunny day and a hammock. Instead I have a windy rainy day, no hammock and got asked to come in early to work.

We hired a new guy who was going to replace the woman who left. Only the new guy decided that retail wasn't for him or he was "booking gigs now" (he's a local musician) and he just doesnt want to do things he doesn't feel like doing (such as showing up on time, tucking in his short, etc). So less than 2 weeks after he was hired he gave his 2 week notice.

And has called out every shift since. Dude also said he was planning to give Nashville a try. He is 26 and from what I understand he is talented but I don't things is going to do well in a competitive place like Nashville if he only does things he wants to.


juliana - Mar 01, 2018 5:50:15 am PST #22674 of 30002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

-t, I hope whatever it is gets resolved quickly, but it does sound like vertigo to me.

We had a hammock (on a stand, but Alaskan trees are Really Not Suitable for hammock supporting) as I was growing up, and I know I liked it, but I don't think I'd enjoy one now. However, I'd be willing to test that theory on a tropical beach.


Fred Pete - Mar 01, 2018 6:04:52 am PST #22675 of 30002
Ann, that's a ferret.

If we're talking tropical beaches, I'd be very happy with a large towel spread out on the sand. No need to go to the effort of setting up a hammock.


Jessica - Mar 01, 2018 6:08:36 am PST #22676 of 30002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I would also like to participate in this study. Hammock or control group, I'm not picky.


Amy - Mar 01, 2018 6:09:23 am PST #22677 of 30002
Because books.

Hammocks are delightful -- any old way -- until you try to get out of them. Or until I try to get out of them, anyway.

Balance ~ma to -t. Vertigo sounds awful.


-t - Mar 01, 2018 6:20:40 am PST #22678 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Getting out of hammocks is the hard part. But getting up from sitting down is generally hard, I find. I definitely prefer lying crosswise in a hammock without bars (Brazilian-style? Not sure about the nomenclature) to my body making a line between the trees or posts or whatever. If that is part of the experiment.

Have not fallen down again, so that's nice. I'm ignoring it and hoping it goes away, for now.