Oh jeez, Atropa. That sounds somewhat like what I learned in Onboarding training today -- people should not use sick time in their first 90 days, but if they are sick, they should.

Which makes me feel like I'm just a sucker for not taking my sick time when I don't get sick...

Timelies all!

Happy Belated Birthday, Maria and Pix!

Health~ma to all who need it.

So, I see a fair amount at the library, but until today had not seen a chair-throwing girl fight.

Chair-throwing girl fight?! Were you able to tell what it was about?

I don't think I've ever seen a chair-throwing girl fight or just a chair-throwing fight. I have seen a girl fight on a bus, though.

I once had my high school newspaper advisor throw a chair in my general direction.

I wasn't there when it started, just came running out of the office in time to see the chair thrown. Which is impressive, because our chairs are sturdy and quite heavy. A purse was also thrown, sort of as the lact action as security was breaking things up. A second chair was hefted but not thrown.

The library was as quiet as I've seen it in a looong time for about an hour after the chair-throwing girl fight. But now it's back to low-key evening normal.

YOU GUYS! I forgot to post the best thing! The bakery by work (where I mostly get salads....) has dirty Valentine's cookies, in the display case with a paper towel over them. So I asked to see them -- I kind of figured the dirtiness was a joke. But NO! It is literally heart-shaped cookies with "lick my clit" and "eat my ass" on them! I laughed.

Wow, flea!

Different wow, Jesse!

That is amazing and awesome, Jesse! I love that they're covered with a paper towel?!?

Starting work at 630 meant I was done at 230. I read for a while, took a shower, went to the post office, and now I'm bored. Should probably go work out but am at the local beer place drinking kombucha and waiting for the food truck to show up, because the sandwiches look delicious on the website.