Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.

Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Jan 15, 2018 4:37:11 pm PST #21063 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Fruit of osage orange trees

Does anyone else call these hedge apples/hedge balls? I didn't realize they were from osage orange trees until a year or two ago.

seed pods from sweet gum trees

Which are known in my house as "ding-dong balls," because my mom has a goofy nickname for everything you can think of. (Honestly, though, they should just be called "You Will Break Your Ankle, Puny Mammal."


sarameg - Jan 15, 2018 5:15:21 pm PST #21064 of 30002

Some sort of maple-y tree? It also drops leaves late, which is a pisser. I'm mid Atlantic, remember.


sarameg - Jan 15, 2018 5:20:31 pm PST #21065 of 30002

Google indicates sweetgum.

I hate them. And their helicopter flowers. Pretty tree when they aren't bad neighbors, though.


Steph L. - Jan 15, 2018 5:21:16 pm PST #21066 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Google indicates sweetgum.

Ding-dong balls!


dcp - Jan 15, 2018 5:22:19 pm PST #21067 of 30002
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

Probably sweet gum [link]

Five-pointed leaves, great Fall colors, seed pods are a nuisance. The pods burn well, but not hot enough to make good firestarters.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 15, 2018 5:32:28 pm PST #21068 of 30002
Oh honey, the mentally unwell people have been in the fanbase since Game Changers was Stucky fanfiction on the internet. The calls have been coming from inside the house the whole time!

I managed to cook a couple of more or less perfect hard boiled eggs to go in my ramen and salad tonight; came out of the shells without tearing, and the yolks were neither rubbery nor coated with that slimy greenish patina.


-t - Jan 15, 2018 5:36:17 pm PST #21069 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

We always called those gumballs.

Sorry about your BiL's diagnosis, Bev.


amych - Jan 15, 2018 5:38:30 pm PST #21070 of 30002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Gumballs here too. Or alternately, "ouch wtf did I just step on".


dcp - Jan 15, 2018 5:45:41 pm PST #21071 of 30002
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

We called them stickerballs.. Osage oranges were sometimes called horse apples.


-t - Jan 15, 2018 6:14:56 pm PST #21072 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I had to google Osage oranges. I don't think I've ever seen one.