Sorry, Captain. I'm real sorry. I shoulda kept better care of her. Usually she lets me know when something's wrong. Maybe she did, I just wasn't paying attention...

Kaylee ,'Out Of Gas'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Jan 13, 2018 7:00:11 am PST #20962 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Woo, Consuela!


Laura - Jan 13, 2018 7:07:55 am PST #20963 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

That is so incredible, Consuela! I can't wait to hear more about the adventure.

We're planning to go up to a nearby mall which has a bounce playhouse place and a kids play area so Mr. S can expend some energy without being outside in the cold weather.

I loved the indoor play areas for the boys. The ones with the climbing mazes and stuff are so cool. We had to go for the opposite reason since it is often too hot out to play outside.

somehow even though I'd been drinking water all night I ended up doing a shot and having a drink?

Sometimes you just can't fight the pretty.

I'm in fairly good humor today, although not very productive. My car is in the shop for mysterious noise reasons so I am home alone with lots to do, and yet. I blame the internet.


Connie Neil - Jan 13, 2018 8:31:00 am PST #20964 of 30002
brillig

Did you have weird effects from the altitude, 'suela?


DebetEsse - Jan 13, 2018 8:44:06 am PST #20965 of 30002
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Facebook, Twitter, and many people's phones: Good Morning, Hawaii! There is a missile. We're all gonna die!

Everyone: Wait, WHAT?

Sirens: t silence

News websites: High surf advisory!

Everyone: Ummm...guys?

t 20 minutes later

Emergency Management: Huh? Oh, yeah, no.

Entire Congressional delegation: t RETWEET

Everyone's phones: We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.

News websites: A THING HAPPENED! (This story will be updated)


Tom Scola - Jan 13, 2018 9:31:41 am PST #20966 of 30002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Holy Hell, Debet. I'm so sorry.


meara - Jan 13, 2018 9:44:03 am PST #20967 of 30002

Yeah, that's gotta be scary as fuck. I have a couple friends who are on vacation there and posted after, but man.


Jesse - Jan 13, 2018 9:45:26 am PST #20968 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Holy crap, Debet.

Wow, Consuela!

I just unsuccessfully tried to help my mother put a shelving unit into the attic. Then I showed her "PIVOT" from Friends.

How was the crumble, Dana?


Dana - Jan 13, 2018 10:21:44 am PST #20969 of 30002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Holy shit, Debet.

The crumble was pretty darn good, considering. This was "what do we do with the leftover Harry and David pears?" and also "what the hell can we do with this random bergamot marmalade husband bought out of curiosity?"

So I found a recipe for pear crumble with orange marmalade and substituted. Except then the bergamot marmalade was largely fruit, so the bergamot ended up dotted on top of the pears.


DebetEsse - Jan 13, 2018 10:27:48 am PST #20970 of 30002
Woe to the fucking wicked.

The fact that the sirens didn't go off made me pretty sure it was not real, but people were wigging the fuck out.


aurelia - Jan 13, 2018 10:57:19 am PST #20971 of 30002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

That's awesome, Consuela!

Whoa, Debet! That'll get the adrenaline pumping!