For Teppy and others: Think gluten makes you bloated? A carb in wheat called fructan may be the real problem.

FODMAPs like fructan reach the large intestine undigested, where it's fermented by bacteria in the gut. That process produces gas, and can lead to discomfort for some people — particularly in those with the chronic gut disorder Irritable Bowel Syndrome or just IBS-like symptoms after eating, such as gas, diarrhea, and bloating.

That's very interesting, Tom. Bookmarked.

I've read about FODMAPs but haven't tinkered with my diet to see if they're problematic. I probably should.

Apparently wastebaskets are much better at cushioning falls than end tables.

That makes sense, though I'd really prefer not to have your dad's experience as a data point. Recovery~ma and no-more-falling~ma!

Three more hours at the front desk. Whee. At least we got the word that tomorrow's a short day, so I have that to look forward to.

My co-workers have disappointed me: they're having an excited conversation of anti-perspirants vs. deodorants. Of course, they've lost a lot of their will to live, a security update removed their access to their favorite video and music sites.

I just wanted to share something nice ... figured it was time, since, as they say, the holidays are at our throats again.

Timelies all!

Fussy boy is fussy. (It is his bedtime after all, but he doesn't want to go.sigh..)

Sorry to hear that, Sheryl. Cranky girl is also cranky and doesn't want to go to bed.

Congrats Pix and Drew!! That place looks awesome, love the patios and wow, six car garage?! Can't wait to come visit! :)

Pix, wow! Congratulations! That house looks fabulous. I love all the outdoor space you'll have!