they need to answer their damn summoning rituals.
"We're sorry, none of the demons are currently available to answer your summons. At the tone, please leave your diabolical requests and we will get back to you as hellishly possible. Curses on your enemies, thanks for calling!"
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::obligatory reference to "press one to sacrifice a goat"::
:obligatory reference to "press one to sacrifice a goat"::
For goats, press 1, or say "goats"!
Also, yay australia!! Good job!
I am going to starve to death before my husband gets off the phone.
That's a shame, Dana. Who will run your morning meeting?
I've been working mostly non-stop since 7:30am this morning and my inbox is still a hot mess. On the bright side, I haven't looked at Twitter since I checked it for about 5 minutes this morning on the way to work.
I finally got to swim. Slow as shit, but it felt good. Snot production definitely waning.
I have to make it through two meetings tomorrow before I get a massage at lunch. Then the Thursday 7AM.
I was going to protest that there's more to my life than this, but I'm not sure it would be convincing.