It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Katerina Bee - Nov 10, 2017 7:17:37 am PST #18779 of 30002
Herding cats for fun

Walter, you will always be a Good Dog.


Jesse - Nov 10, 2017 7:26:39 am PST #18780 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Aw, -t, that does sounds like a nice day. I feel like that's the benefit of planning this kind of thing -- you can do treats and snuggles and whatnot. And I'm glad the process also made you feel better about your DH. Life is hard.


sj - Nov 10, 2017 7:44:24 am PST #18781 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I'm so sorry, -t.


Theodosia - Nov 10, 2017 7:57:20 am PST #18782 of 30002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Many, many hugs, t.


Amy - Nov 10, 2017 8:13:33 am PST #18783 of 30002
Because books.

Oh, -t. All the love. Wish I could hug you. The final snuggling made me a little weepy.


sarameg - Nov 10, 2017 8:20:55 am PST #18784 of 30002

-t, I'm glad you had that time.

My head was exploding & so I came home early. Pretty sure it is leaves+ weather front. Maybe a nap will help.


Jesse - Nov 10, 2017 8:26:30 am PST #18785 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I did four items!! Which is plenty. Now maybe some clearing off my desk, and then a haircut.


-t - Nov 10, 2017 8:34:38 am PST #18786 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Gold star, Jesse!


Dana - Nov 10, 2017 8:51:43 am PST #18787 of 30002
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

I went to lunch, and now I can get back to work. But apparently that requires work, and I don't wanna.


-t - Nov 10, 2017 8:59:47 am PST #18788 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Let's all just not work in honor of Armistice Day.

ETA I am pretty successfully trying to do as little as possible because I just don't feel like making much of an effort today