I've got two words that are going to make all the pain go away. Miniature Golf.

Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Sep 25, 2017 11:31:03 am PDT #17038 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That sounds like a barrel of fun.


Jesse - Sep 25, 2017 11:59:58 am PDT #17039 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Good luck, -t!

You guys, I finally did the two pieces of writing I've been supposed to be doing for weeks and weeks now! Now I can leave them printed out to look at with fresh eyes tomorrow.


Amy - Sep 25, 2017 12:03:56 pm PDT #17040 of 30002
Because books.

Pop quiz as I sit here doing the bakery's social media with the old-time TV station on:

Which is the best?

a) the Barney Miller theme

b) the Rockford Files theme

c) the M*A*S*H theme

Edited to add: the Sanford & Son theme could (should?) probably replace M*A*S*H, to keep it all bluesy/jazzy.


Jesse - Sep 25, 2017 12:06:09 pm PDT #17041 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

PS: I assume you don't need good luck, msbelle.

Amy, I think the answer is a? But I'm not clear on each of those songs in my head right now. For whatever reason, reading the question put a whole different tv show theme song in my head!


Amy - Sep 25, 2017 12:07:42 pm PDT #17042 of 30002
Because books.

Which one, Jesse?


Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 25, 2017 12:19:57 pm PDT #17043 of 30002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I'd say the theme to The Rockford Files is the best TV theme song ever.

I have dealt with so many condoms in the workplace. Really, numbers in the thousands.

Having worked in theme park rides after hours, you're probably ahead of the game if you haven't had one flung onto you while it was still warm.


Steph L. - Sep 25, 2017 12:25:27 pm PDT #17044 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Sanford & Son, no question.


Laura - Sep 25, 2017 12:30:31 pm PDT #17045 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

D - Hill Street Blues [link]

Although really I do like the Barney Miller one a whole bunch.


Sue - Sep 25, 2017 12:31:40 pm PDT #17046 of 30002
hip deep in pie

Barney Miller.


Laura - Sep 25, 2017 12:33:38 pm PDT #17047 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

A partially used container of cannibas oil and smoker was found in one of the company trucks that we all have access to.

Someone is going to be very disappointed with that loss, but at least they didn't misplace their condoms.