I love making people read the "Children Are Dicks" story! Because it is so fucking accurate.
So, what is the socially appropriate response when a second cousin calls you "sexy" on your FB wall?
Reynolds, I'm a dangerous-minded man on a ship loaded with hurt. Now, why you got me chatting with your peons?
Womack ,'The Message'
Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DebetEsse - Aug 16, 2017 7:10:56 pm PDT #15483 of 30002
Woe to the fucking wicked.
Steph L. - Aug 16, 2017 7:18:23 pm PDT #15484 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I still don't forgive those kids and adults.
Monsters.
askye - Aug 17, 2017 2:15:43 am PDT #15485 of 30002
Thrive to spite them
I got to hold a bunny at 5:30 this morning.
Mom's room has sliding doors out to the deck. Mom's cat is indoor/outdoor. Lovey the cat has brings mice in. This morning it was a young rabbit. Maybe teenage bunny
I'm the official Deal-with-the-creatures-brought-in person so I wrangled the bunny outside as gently as I could. It didn't look injured it went outside in a sheltered area. Lovey the cat was kept inside.
I told mom she needs to keep a flashlight by the door and check him before she lets him in. Also if he ever brings in a snake I'm not dealing with it.
Dana - Aug 17, 2017 2:55:39 am PDT #15486 of 30002
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
So, what is the socially appropriate response when a second cousin calls you "sexy" on your FB wall?
Cringe and ignore it?
Dana - Aug 17, 2017 3:46:49 am PDT #15487 of 30002
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
Jesus Christ, team member, this is not the time to raise questions about this thing we've been working on for months and months.
Dana - Aug 17, 2017 6:50:51 am PDT #15488 of 30002
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
And for the three-fer:
Diamond shoes problem. I'm waiting on my car that's being serviced. The waiting room has water, but it's full of cucumbers. Ugh.
Connie Neil - Aug 17, 2017 7:31:49 am PDT #15489 of 30002
brillig
It's good working with adults.
Manager: Can you come back to my office?
Co-worker: Do you have candy?
Manager: I *do* have candy!
Co-worker: Oh, boy!
meara - Aug 17, 2017 7:32:17 am PDT #15490 of 30002
I'm with Dana, that's weird. Pretend it didn't happen? I mean, maybe it's just supposed to be complimentary, like I would say a friend looks sexy even though I have no interest in sexing them?
Jesse - Aug 17, 2017 7:51:59 am PDT #15491 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
A fancy colleague said I looked "sophisticated" today, and yet somehow it felt like an insult? Or at least like he was laughing at me. Damn preppies and their invisible rules about when you dress up and when you don't!
-t - Aug 17, 2017 7:59:19 am PDT #15492 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Invisible rules are the worst.
I am appalled at the thought of schoolkids being kept inside during an eclipse. Argh. My hairstylist said her MiL is getting a halfday for the eclipse because "people go crazy". What kind of bizarro regression is going on with our so-called civilization?