What the fucking fuck, America.
You felt sad because Obama didn't shit unicorns out of his ass for you, after saving us from the worst economic disaster since the Great Depression? You felt ignored because there were people speaking Spanish and Vietnamese in your grocery store? You felt slighted because that black woman down the block with two kids got food stamps and you had to count your pennies?
And this is what you do?
People are going to fucking DIE. The markets are crashing now. RUDY FUCKING GUILIANI is going to be Attorney General. You think your privacy is at risk now? You have no idea how bad it's going to get.
Your biracial niece and your bisexual grandson are the ones who are going to bear the brunt of this. But your 401K just tanked.
And I hope you take advantage of your clean air and water right now, because with this House, Senate, & President they're going to start rolling back all the environmental protection laws that have helped save this country.
Say goodbye to any chance of preventing global climate change. Tell your grandkids about the polar bears and the elephant: they'll just be stories.
Fuck you people and your short-sighted selfishness, your xenophobia and resentments. You've just handed us over to a Mussolini who cannot even make the trains run on time.
Well, at least we probably won't go to war with Russia or China?
Oh, and let's not even start on how Mike Pence is going to criminalize miscarriages, and the roll-back of Obamacare will result in untold deaths.
And RBG better be fucking immortal or we're back to the land of coathangers and secret shipments of mifepristone.
I am very sad and shocked about this election.
But I am glad to see Spidra!!!!!
Also, what Consuela said.
You might want to re-think that "move to Michigan" plan, Scrappy.
I'm still trying to fathom the news here myself, and kindly remember that I am from a country that constantly elects a Great Divider of the People for so long that this is the only PM my baby sister (who is currently 27) remembers, so this is why I want to tell you:
Nilly's words? True. Very true. Life do go on. You find and make ways to influence. There are stupid family fights and lovely, shining moments of love and joy. There are despair and WTFingness moments. There is good TV, and nice people around you that you haven't met yet. Awesome recipes you haven't tried yet. There are ways and means to construct and live meaningful and loving lives. Life *do* go on.
Much love, Buffistas. I believe in you. Sanity can and will prevail, in other means.
Unconfirmed word is Clinton has made the call to Trump to concede.
It's over. I can't breathe. I am sick.
