I've been dealing with migraine sinus shit for the last few days. I think you are obligated to have Indian food. Ooh, today is Indian day at the cafeteria in my building. Lunch twins!
Wash: Well, I wash my hands of it. It's a hopeless case. I'll read a nice poem at the funeral. Something with imagery. Zoe: You could lock the door and keep the power-hungry maniac at bay. Wash: Oh, no, I'm starting to like this poetry idea now. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross...
'Shindig'
Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Jul 25, 2017 6:58:12 am PDT #14358 of 30002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Sophia Brooks - Jul 25, 2017 7:04:14 am PDT #14359 of 30002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Maybe the Indian food will clear your sinuses?
Jesse - Jul 25, 2017 7:24:23 am PDT #14360 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Maybe the Indian food will clear your sinuses?
It couldn't hurt, surely.
Sometimes I am such a dork. I bought a 12-pack of Diet Coke from the sketchy CVS instead of the nice one across the street, and it was just not right. So I looked at the can, and the date on it was March! So I just called the nice people at the Coca-Cola Company, and they are going to send me a coupon.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 25, 2017 7:34:04 am PDT #14361 of 30002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Oh gosh quester, fingers crossed for your coworker and her family.
I know I should capitalize on the housecleaning gains I made over the weekend and whip my bedroom into shape, but every time I travel between work and home in this heat it just saps away any motivation I might have.
Also, I am unsure whether I should throw out the pot scrubber that sprouted a tomato seedling, or just plant it somewhere.
Jesse - Jul 25, 2017 7:49:33 am PDT #14362 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
New best Ask A Manager: [link] the best parts are the updates posted from "Letter Writer" in the comments.
Tom Scola - Jul 25, 2017 8:05:30 am PDT #14363 of 30002
hwæt
the best parts are the updates posted from "Letter Writer"
OMG, I had to muffle my laughter here at work.
Steph L. - Jul 25, 2017 8:12:10 am PDT #14364 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
the best parts are the updates posted from "Letter Writer"
OMG, I had to muffle my laughter here at work.
That letter -- especially the updates -- falls in the category of This Has To Be Trolling But I'm Afraid It's Not. What a dumbass. How did she even make it to management?
Jesse - Jul 25, 2017 8:15:08 am PDT #14365 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
The MBA, I guess!
Dana - Jul 25, 2017 8:21:34 am PDT #14366 of 30002
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
Paneer tikka masala will soon be mine.
dcp - Jul 25, 2017 8:45:18 am PDT #14367 of 30002
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.
...just plant it somewhere.
This! Perhaps it will be some exciting new mutation.