but I believe that they only apply to Federal crimes
Well, the Impeachment clause just refers to "high crimes and misdemeanors", it doesn't specify federal crimes. Basically, impeachment is a political thing rather than criminal, and high crimes are whatever the House of Representatives thinks they are.
I went to the hardware store and bought patching compound and grout, which I think means I'm regrouting the bathtub tomorrow. Whoot.
Flew to Oakland today, where it was 78 degrees. Now I'm in Lafayette, where it's 96. At least it's not humid.
Now I'm in Lafayette
I'm taking this horse by the reins making Redcoats redder with blood stains!
And I'm never gonna stop until I make 'em drop and burn 'em up and scatter their remains! I'm--
Watch me engaging 'em! Escaping em! Enraging em! I'm—-
::pops popcorn and settles back to watch::
My Uncle Tom was amused...
(Sorry, Lafayette has to go to dinner now.)