Y'all, I am so groggy this morning that I failed to type my own name correctly. My caffeine is broken.

Anything happens anymore I'm just like - I don't know what that means, I don't know how to react, maybe if I stay very still something will become clear.

We are all Abed needing help reacting to something.

you especially deserve not to constantly worry what your wife will be mad at you for this time.

Exactly. And do please listen to what Dana said about depression.

ION, while Spicer has quit, he's apparently not leaving for several weeks, which strikes me as a weasel move. If he had the courage of his convictions, he'd just walk away, especially since the reason he's leaving is the appointment of Scaramucci. If you consider a hiring decision an insult, why stay any longer than it takes to pack up all your cinnamon-flavored gum?

We are all Abed needing help reacting to something.

Truth.

I am now imagining that Spicer has rooms full of cinnamon-flavored gum that it will take him weeks to pack up.

I do love some cinnamon gum.

What everyone else has said, Gud, but also

He should be a Waffle House, happily ranting about the government and immigrants to his old, addled buddies.

With a blowsy waitress who gets paid extra to put up with his inappropriate comments and will say "Yes, sir, Mr. President!" when has asks for ketchup.

And Secret Service guys swilling coffee and chowing down on chicken and waffles and having to be rotated out regularly because they're getting fat.

The last few bills associated with our old house are paid. We are no longer paying two sets of bills. Hallelujah.

That's so great, Dana!

Ah man, I really need to mow tomorrow and it's supposed to 99 degrees with a heat index of like 114. When is the earliest in the morning that it's acceptable to mow?

I'm thinking 9am for a Saturday.

On a Saturday? I want to say 9 because I am a lazybones, but I think 8 is actually what most people think is okay. How close together are the houses on your street? That might affect the answer.