I hope you don't think that I just come over for the spells and everything. I mean, I really like just talking and hanging out with you and stuff.

Willow ,'First Date'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Jul 13, 2017 6:08:58 am PDT #13795 of 30002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I took the redeye back from SF last night/this morning and now everything is made of gronk.

I'm disappointed that your Redeye Dress didn't gronk-proof you.


-t - Jul 13, 2017 6:10:13 am PDT #13796 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Also full of gronk for no good reason. Would like to lie around appreciating 17776 all day. In between naps.


Jessica - Jul 13, 2017 6:12:22 am PDT #13797 of 30002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I'm disappointed that your Redeye Dress didn't gronk-proof you.

The oversized hood did make a very good sleep mask, but airplane seats are tiny little torture devices that no clothing can protect against.


-t - Jul 13, 2017 7:06:31 am PDT #13798 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Hm. New product opportunity? I am envisioning some sort of hooded caftan that inflates into a comfy mattress at the touch of a button. Would have to be pre-cleared by the TSA I suppose.


msbelle - Jul 13, 2017 7:42:23 am PDT #13799 of 30002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I have been filled with gronk all week, I think it is going around.

ION after a month on an online dating site I sent my first messages out to people today. I feel like I am going to throw up.


-t - Jul 13, 2017 7:50:20 am PDT #13800 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Gentle hairpats, msbelle.

I hope I'm not getting sick. My phone says I slept for 8 hours and I don't feel like I slept badly, just that I would like to sleep a whole lot more. Maybe I can get to bed early tonight...

Last night's dance practice was at R's house, and as I pulled to park at her curb there was what appeared to be a SWAT team getting ready to swarm over the house next door. I was a little early and normally I would stay in my car for a few minutes listening to my book or whatever so as not to intrude on R too much, but all that body armor made me nervous so I went right in and asked her if she knew what was up. Apparently the house next door was an empty rental and the SWAT team had a deal with the realtor that they could use it for training, and someone had come and knocked on her door beforehand to let her know to minimize the neighbor's freaking out. She hadn't looked out a window before they came to warn her, so she was all calm, but when she did look out she was all "good thing I know what that is because it's scary looking!" Thyey were gone by the time we left, but every member of the troupe freaked out a little as we arrived.


Jesse - Jul 13, 2017 8:25:39 am PDT #13801 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I am envisioning some sort of hooded caftan that inflates into a comfy mattress at the touch of a button.

Like this only more so? [link]

Apparently the house next door was an empty rental and the SWAT team had a deal with the realtor that they could use it for training

What??? That is incredible! I mean, it makes sense I guess, but I have never heard of such a thing.


-t - Jul 13, 2017 8:31:12 am PDT #13802 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Exactly, Jesse. To both those things.


Jessica - Jul 13, 2017 9:15:36 am PDT #13803 of 30002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

This is the dress, but it definitely needs a built-in neck pillow!!


-t - Jul 13, 2017 9:20:16 am PDT #13804 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Nice!