Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sue - Jun 23, 2017 7:44:24 am PDT #13047 of 30002
hip deep in pie

You didn't take any Pepto Bismol recently, did you Tom? Because that also causes that to happen.


tommyrot - Jun 23, 2017 8:00:07 am PDT #13048 of 30002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yes I did, Sue.


Laura - Jun 23, 2017 8:08:38 am PDT #13049 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

Yes, Sue is correct! I had forgotten that.


Gudanov - Jun 23, 2017 8:13:07 am PDT #13050 of 30002
Coding and Sleeping

I've seen a couple of places on news sites about Johnny Depp apparently saying something stupid. Wouldn't it more newsworthy if Johnny Depp didn't say something stupid?


Laura - Jun 23, 2017 8:15:31 am PDT #13051 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

Yeah, the Depp thing seemed pretty deliberate. Sad that he inspires eye rolls too often lately.


Scrappy - Jun 23, 2017 8:27:05 am PDT #13052 of 30002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

We call Pepto "stool blackener" at my house.


Scrappy - Jun 23, 2017 8:29:12 am PDT #13053 of 30002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

And because it deserves its own special post....Happy Birthday to the hilarious, smart and always interesting Teppy, Editrix Extraordinaire!


Consuela - Jun 23, 2017 8:37:57 am PDT #13054 of 30002
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Happy Birthday, Steph! May it be the beginning of a (more) restful year.

I feel no shame in wishing on Mitch McConnell a really bad case of shingles. Something that won't kill him or even be permanently disfiguring or disabling, but that will make him feel horrible for a long time.


Pix - Jun 23, 2017 8:39:48 am PDT #13055 of 30002
The status is NOT quo.

Happy Birthday, Teppy!


DavidS - Jun 23, 2017 8:49:13 am PDT #13056 of 30002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Happy birthday La Tep! It sounds like Tim has gotten it off to a fabulous start.