A year and a half ago, I could have eviscerated him with my thoughts. Now I can barely hurt his feelings. Things used to be so much simpler.

Anya ,'Dirty Girls'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Fred Pete - Jun 23, 2017 6:37:29 am PDT #13034 of 30002
Ann, that's a ferret.

Also, because it deserves a separate post,

Happy Birthday, Steph!


tommyrot - Jun 23, 2017 6:40:51 am PDT #13035 of 30002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Birthday Happies Teppy!


EpicTangent - Jun 23, 2017 6:41:19 am PDT #13036 of 30002
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Y'all, does it make me a bad person to wish that something would happen to Mitch McConnell?

This morning on the radio, they played a sound clip of Johnny Depp saying something about John Wilkes Booth and "the last time an actor killed the president," and I found myself thinking about the practicalities of it and whether it would be a good thing*. Now, I know I'm a good person; these are just seriously f*cked up times we're living in. So no, not a bad person. Unless you actually take action to MAKE something bad happen to him. Then, we might need to reassess.

*Is it wrong that I barely worried about the morality of it, but mostly just thought that it would be a mistake to make a martyr of him?


EpicTangent - Jun 23, 2017 6:42:25 am PDT #13037 of 30002
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

And deserving of its own post:

Happy, Happy Birthday, Steph!!!!


Steph L. - Jun 23, 2017 6:44:20 am PDT #13038 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Trump is dangerous by virtue of the position he ended up in thanks to racists and apparently Russians. But he's also ignorant. Mitch McConnell is the motherfucking DEVIL, and I hope that very bad things happen to him. Often.

THAT would be an awesome birthday present.


tommyrot - Jun 23, 2017 6:48:32 am PDT #13039 of 30002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm at Midway airport on my way to CA.

Been feeling a little better, but I suspect I have an ulcer based on my black stool this morning.


Laura - Jun 23, 2017 7:07:16 am PDT #13040 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

Oh tommyrot, peaceful travels. Take care of yourself.


tommyrot - Jun 23, 2017 7:08:50 am PDT #13041 of 30002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yeah, gotta make a Dr. appointment as soon as I get back.


Laura - Jun 23, 2017 7:10:49 am PDT #13042 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

Thanks, Laura. Now I don't have to worry about lunch. That mental image destroyed my appetite.

Sorry, Fred. It would please me the most if that particular devil stays healthy but watches his career and reputation go down in flames with any appalling to the right scandal. Resigning in disgrace to never be heard from again. This is a fate I wish for many on Capitol Hill.


Steph L. - Jun 23, 2017 7:12:40 am PDT #13043 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Shit, the jury is deadlocked in the Sam Dubose retrial. They told the judge and she told them to go back and work it out.

No way this is going to end with a conviction. Fuck.