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Steph L. - Jun 23, 2017 4:26:13 am PDT #13019 of 30002

this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I am APPALLED that you all forgot that it's Alan Turing's birthday!

Oh, wait.

THANKS!!! Tim got me gluten-free donuts (from the frozen section; when we grocery shop, from time to time I say, "I should get those" and then never do) AND brought me a donut for breakfast in bed. Also sneaky flowers (I don't know where they were when I went to bed; that's why they're sneaky [I guess he left them in his car?]) and a Wonder Woman birthday card.

I know my "big" present is a mobius strip necklace to replace the one I lost earlier this year (which he had gotten me for Christmas 5 or 6 years ago). I know this because I work from home and he had it delivered here instead of his office. (I didn't open it; I just recognized the name of the merchant.)

Now I get to call my dad and tell him I have a migraine and can't go to the funeral. And then I need some protein to chase that donut.

Jessica - Jun 23, 2017 5:00:11 am PDT #13020 of 30002

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

t runs out to buy Turing a belated birthdy gift

Celery raw is pointless, unless it's chopped up so fine that it becomes "nondescript crunchy stuff in an egg or tuna salad." Celery cooked down until it dissolves can be yummy, but in that case it's mostly just a sponge for whatever sauce it's been dissolved in, so I'm not sure that counts. #celerytheories

Gudanov - Jun 23, 2017 5:01:01 am PDT #13021 of 30002

Coding and Sleeping

Happy Birthday, Steph!

-t - Jun 23, 2017 5:15:37 am PDT #13022 of 30002

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Happy Teppy Day! I am delighted by the donuts and sneaky flowers.

Connie Neil - Jun 23, 2017 5:42:18 am PDT #13023 of 30002

brillig

Happy birthday! Let the wild rumpus start!

Amy - Jun 23, 2017 5:52:42 am PDT #13024 of 30002

Because books.

Happy happy happy birthday to Tep! And strength vibes for calling your dad.

billytea - Jun 23, 2017 5:53:40 am PDT #13025 of 30002

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Steph! Happy birthday!

Kate P. - Jun 23, 2017 5:54:13 am PDT #13026 of 30002

That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Happy Teppy Day!

Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 23, 2017 5:55:55 am PDT #13027 of 30002

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Happy Birthday Steph!

Dana - Jun 23, 2017 6:02:51 am PDT #13028 of 30002

I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Y'all, does it make me a bad person to wish that something would happen to Mitch McConnell? Just something that got him out of the fucking Majority Leader position.

I know the answer is yes, it does make me a bad person. But not as bad a person as Mitch McConnell.

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