Ahem.
BABY KITTY IN THE HOUSE!!!
One of the backyard cats is now an inside cat. It is freaking out with the transition, so we haven't been able to check out its parts to see if it's a boy or girl kitty. We have it in a big cage, with a litter pan and fleece blankets and a box to hide in and food and water. One of my friends volunteers with a cat rescue place, and she socializes feral kittens at her home (she calls it kitten boot camp), so she gave us good resources on how to do that. (Mostly, it involves food and a lot of patience.)
So right now we have a scared baby kitty of indeterminate sex. One of my friends on Facebook said a great gender-neutral name is "Murderbiscuit," which I've started using already. But if it's a boy, it will almost certainly be Hercules Mulligan (who needs no introduction).