Still at work. Waiting on other people to get me paperwork. Fuckers
Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Good luck with the shots, Dana!
"We're going to jack her up!"
I don't think this means what they think it means.
I'm at that stage of upset stomach where my stomach is growling and all food sounds disgusting. Also I am freezing.
Naturally, I can't have anything to eat, and I'm starving.
"He'll change his mind once he sees her jacked up!"
I feel like there's a really rude joke about her "chassis" waiting to happen there.
"Jacking up" with regard to a bride makes me think of one of those gold grills and a big gold necklace that spells out her name.
Pup~ma please! We're applying to adopt a dog for my dad and he's super excited, but I gather from online that this rescue is kind of hardcore on adoptions. Since we brought it up to him he's sent me like 57 texts asking about her and how it's going.
Also I introduced my sister to Say Yes for the first time this weekend.
This is her. [link]
Trying really hard to keep a lid on expectations because there's a couple of things I know they might balk at (he lives a little bit outside their stated range, and there's water on the property) but she is so damn cute.
ZOMG puppy face.