This isn't a come-on. I'm in a very serious relationship with a landscape architect.

Oliver ,'Conviction (1)'


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Jessica - May 17, 2020 10:57:36 am PDT #2664 of 3455
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I read through everything actually written by Frank Herbert. I tried one book written by his son (Brian? I forget) and oh my god it was unreadable so that was the end of that.

The Dune prequels are so godawful I only read 4 of them before giving up in total disgust. (What, I was trying to be a completist.)

We just rewatched the extended-edition "Alan Smithee" original last night and while Denis Villenueve's version may end up being, objectively, a better movie, it will never ever replace this classic hot mess of a movie in my heart. SO MUCH loud whisper-thinking! TWO HOURS spent on exposition only to rush through the last 400 pages of the book using voice-over montage! SO MANY reused shots in battle scenes that actually just could have been made shorter!

And of course the sheer joy of Patrick Stewart fighting Kyle MacLachlan inside these very convincing 1984 digital effects.


Calli - May 19, 2020 11:33:33 am PDT #2665 of 3455
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Holy eyebrows Batman!


Toddson - May 19, 2020 11:52:16 am PDT #2666 of 3455
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Not quite a "Buffista" movie, but here's a video of those involved in the movie discussing Blazing Saddles.


EpicTangent - May 19, 2020 12:05:42 pm PDT #2667 of 3455
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

I've never actually seen Dune. Should I ask the significance of fighting in holographic refrigerator boxes?


askye - May 19, 2020 3:11:42 pm PDT #2668 of 3455
Thrive to spite them

There are these energy shields to protect in fights. And that is the interpenetration of the energy shield idea.


EpicTangent - May 19, 2020 4:00:34 pm PDT #2669 of 3455
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

I can only assume the Dune purists were less than impressed with that interpretation...


Matt the Bruins fan - May 19, 2020 5:37:52 pm PDT #2670 of 3455
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Y'know, I don't think I've ever actually run across a Dune purist.


-t - May 19, 2020 6:09:15 pm PDT #2671 of 3455
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oh, I have. I don't think that particular thing made it into any complaints that I heard, though. I mean, there was so much else!


EpicTangent - May 19, 2020 8:28:31 pm PDT #2672 of 3455
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Enough else that holographic refrigerator boxes didn't make the cut? Wow.


Toddson - May 20, 2020 5:54:45 am PDT #2673 of 3455
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I once saw a cartoon - in the autumn - showing a sandworm parked outside a Starbucks with the caption, "the pumpkin spice must flow."