Yes. Men like sports. Men watch the action movie, they eat of the beef, and enjoy to look at the bosoms. A thousand years of avenging our wrongs and that's all you've learned?

Xander ,'End of Days'


Natter 74: Ready or Not  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Maria - Nov 19, 2015 7:35:33 am PST #9382 of 30003
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

brenda, I'm sorry about both your uncle and the work drama. I wish you strength and all of the ~ma you need.


Ginger - Nov 19, 2015 7:50:31 am PST #9383 of 30003
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Welcome to the world, Alexandra Dorothea!


Kate P. - Nov 19, 2015 7:52:31 am PST #9384 of 30003
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Hooray baby! And congratulations to Juliana and M!


Nora Deirdre - Nov 19, 2015 7:59:40 am PST #9385 of 30003
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

"We're going to get shitfaced when you finally come out of the closet. It will be a grand celebration of humanity."

LOLLLLLL

Connie, I read an article online saying why it's not cool to spook your cats with cucumbers and I thought of you and now I feel really bad about thinking it was funny. (and experimenting on my cats - happily they were just like, whut. You are weird, human.) Anyway, I nearly worked myself into tears about it last night so I figured a public mea culpa was in order as the final step in my guilt.


-t - Nov 19, 2015 8:19:26 am PST #9386 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I ran out of cold medicine and my last dose wore off about an hour ago. I guess it was working. My humours are all out of balance.


Connie Neil - Nov 19, 2015 8:19:49 am PST #9387 of 30003
brillig

I figured a public mea culpa was in order as the final step in my guilt.

Go forth and annoy your cats no more. Which I know is impossible, but what can you do. I get the housemate's cat going "Why are you wearing that CPAP mask! I want to lay on your fa-a-ace! All right, I'll chew on your fingers instead."


Steph L. - Nov 19, 2015 8:20:05 am PST #9388 of 30003
That which does not kill you should RUN

My humours are all out of balance.

There's nothing worse than when you have more black bile than spleen.


Connie Neil - Nov 19, 2015 8:21:03 am PST #9389 of 30003
brillig

Lean a little to the right, it might help.


smonster - Nov 19, 2015 8:36:23 am PST #9390 of 30003
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I have the following things to say:

1) Congrats to Juliana and M! Welcome, Peanut.

2) I stinking love you people. Smart, funny people. Yes.

3) Hibernation brain is fully upon me, where all I want to do is sleep and eat. Why can't those be the things that are good for me and earn me money? Why do I have to work and exercise and eat healthy and stuff? Whyyyyyyyy?

That's enough numbers. brenda, I'm so sorry. I have an uncle who has serious heart problems because of Agent Orange. The ill effects of war go on forever, it seems.


meara - Nov 19, 2015 8:38:34 am PST #9391 of 30003

Why do I have to work and exercise and eat healthy and stuff? Whyyyyyyyy?

YES. And why do I not just want to eat healthy? Why do I go "mmmm" to all the things that are not healthy?? Other than maybe clementines, which I could eat my body weight in.

And, I just worked out with a trainer, and "Bulgarian split squats" are about as evil as they sound. I wonder if they're named just to sound evil. They're probably not Bulgarian at all. Someone just came up with that shit during the cold war to torture folks in gyms.