Also, dog poop.... very natural.

Oh man, I don't think I told you guys about the horrible thing I did last week. Somebody brought over BK, including the new whopper with the black bun. Which was gross, so I let the dog eat it.

I don't know if you've heard what's happening with those black buns. But it works on dogs too. SCIENCE! (Or, bad dog parenting.) But not in any way natural.

I don't know if you've heard what's happening with those black buns.

I had not heard! But I just googled it, and... now I want to go get one.

There are greens found in nature in that substance. That is not this. Shocking, tempera-paint-level-of-saturation emerald green.

No other side effects of note should you choose to experiment.

I now want to play horrible tricks with colon tests.

I warned you guys about it a couple weeks ago when I ate one.

I can see running off to Hawaii for clean air and good food as a viable choice for someone who wants to make the most of their remaining days rather than engaging in a drawn-out fight if there's not much chance of successful treatment, but not as an alternative treatment strategy. Last time I checked, people in Hawaii get cancer too.

I can see running off to Hawaii for clean air and good food as a viable choice for someone who wants to make the most of their remaining days rather than engaging in a drawn-out fight if there's not much chance of successful treatment, but not as an alternative treatment strategy.

Yeah, that.

drags Monday's carcass into the thread

lights it on fire

sneers and drinks a margarita while it burns

Mmm, margarita.

Margarita in Hawaii.

Mmmm.

I may have found my happy place.

I hadn't been paying attention to the BK black bun thing! IIRC, there were some Kool-Aid flavors that would do something similar.

Dana, do you have room around that bonfire for me? Just give me the tequila straight at this point.