Right. Sir. Honey.

Zoe ,'The Train Job'


Natter 74: Ready or Not  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Zenkitty - Jul 10, 2015 1:28:11 pm PDT #705 of 30003
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Everything I've seen made to transport cats seems to imagine that the cat will be staying still, not turning into a frantic flying ball of claws and teeth. For creatures that love to hide in small dark places, boxes with doors on them shouldn't be DOOM.


shrift - Jul 10, 2015 1:32:21 pm PDT #706 of 30003
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I just got a voicemail from that IRS imposter scam where they say the IRS is filing a lawsuit against you.


Jesse - Jul 10, 2015 1:41:26 pm PDT #707 of 30003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Hilariously, someone I sort of know from the internet (we've done a couple of group things together, but I don't think we've ever had one-on-one interaction) just emailed me about seeing Magic Mike, and I was like, "Did you mean to send this to me?" And she did. Heh.


Jessica - Jul 10, 2015 3:07:59 pm PDT #708 of 30003
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

My sister was an associate producer on Hand to God (the show where that asshat tried to charge his phone on the set). #irrelevantnamedropping

You guys, camp is making my kids such assholes at bedtime. They're outside all day running around doing awesome fun camp things, and then they come home exhausted and wired and they don't listen and they can't calm down and it's only the first week and I am so. over. the. tantrums. Go. the. fuck. to. sleep. #samuelljacksonsaysso


Jessica - Jul 10, 2015 3:13:37 pm PDT #709 of 30003
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

And, because I don't feel comfortable posting this on Facebook:

Dear employer, the fact that Free Time does not allow me to add audiobooks to my child's profile is, in a nutshell, bullshit.


Connie Neil - Jul 10, 2015 4:19:07 pm PDT #710 of 30003
brillig

Home from Vegas! So tired and stiff from all the walking. Elena was wonderful! Sitting in a pool on a summer morning until the sun clears the surrounding buildings is a lovely way to spend time.

Most amazing, the penny slots were mind-boggingly generous to me. I came back with three-quarters of the money I was going to spend, and I paid for nearly everything with the cash that was being generated. Unless Elena was in eye-shot of me, then I didn't win anything. She never won anything either.

Basic cable television continues to be boring, so I'm still happy I only have antenna, and there's still enough smoking in the casinos that I have to wash all my clothes tomorrow.


shrift - Jul 10, 2015 4:25:08 pm PDT #711 of 30003
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Yay, Connie! You went on a trip and nothing terrible happened except some boring TV and stink in your clothes!


Steph L. - Jul 10, 2015 4:31:21 pm PDT #712 of 30003
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Plus all the winning and the swimming pool and sunshine and good company!


Jesse - Jul 10, 2015 4:50:10 pm PDT #713 of 30003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That sounds perfect, Connie.


Connie Neil - Jul 10, 2015 4:57:27 pm PDT #714 of 30003
brillig

I had a bad bit of missing Hubby the other night and thinking I could never go back to Vegas, but the Paris is just so charming to me and sitting by the pool in the open air is so relaxing that I will probably change my mind.