Also, you can tell it's not gonna have a happy ending when the main guy's all bumpy.

Tara ,'First Date'


Natter 74: Ready or Not  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Oct 05, 2015 6:39:56 am PDT #6532 of 30003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yes, especially during February (I get tired of the cold by then).

Being able to work from home makes me feel like I'm living in the aughts.


msbelle - Oct 05, 2015 6:42:41 am PDT #6533 of 30003
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

My legs are seriously sore, but being outside and walking so much was really nice, so I am going to really try to motivate for walking either at lunch or once I get home.


shrift - Oct 05, 2015 7:17:57 am PDT #6534 of 30003
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I do. I'm afraid of unleashing it on the world.

Excellent. It's not science unless you take notes.

This would save me from two hours of commuting each day, so I say, "Yay!"

Total yay, especially in the depths of winter.

Ugh, Monday. You are the worst. I thought about calling in sick, but there's too much to do and I'd be stuck listening to loud construction noises all day if I did.


-t - Oct 05, 2015 7:36:41 am PDT #6535 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I decided yesterday to preemptively call in sick so I wouldn't be tempted to force myself to go into the office this morning. Which was the right call, but now I am working from home instead of napping, which will probably seem like a better call tomorrow but is kind of a drag right now.


brenda m - Oct 05, 2015 8:30:29 am PDT #6536 of 30003
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Being able to work from home makes me feel like I'm living in the aughts.

You might be able to get them to cover your phone/internet as well.


Connie Neil - Oct 05, 2015 8:38:17 am PDT #6537 of 30003
brillig

My god, I do not have the patience for the Northeasterner tendency to argue every step of the way. "It's broken, why is it broken! Why did your people break this? Did you know it was broken? It wasn't broken this morning! What did you do!" Fucking drama queens. Nothing puts my temper to the breaking point like people for whom everything has to be accompanied by outrage and exclamation points.

The aggressive ignorance of Texans (yes, that's a probably unfounded stereotype, but I own it) is just annoying, but it does not trigger rage like the ones--most often Northeasterners--who attack first and always. And I'm a born Northeasterner! Unless rural western Pennsylvanians are different.


-t - Oct 05, 2015 10:38:20 am PDT #6538 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I think I have successfully swapped my old modem for the new one, and remaining work-work can wait until tomorrow. That's probably all I'm getting done today.

Good luck with dropping the commute, tommyrot!

Other than popcorn not appealing to me at all right now, Hec's crack!corn sounds pretty good. Maybe I can find something else to through those flavors on to...


msbelle - Oct 05, 2015 10:57:31 am PDT #6539 of 30003
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Started email convo with Mac's math teacher. Always fun to try and get across the sentiment that yes he is a great kid, but just to let you know he will lie to you and me as long as you let him slide. She had no entered any zeros in for his homework until the end of the six weeks so I did not catch his failing until then WHEN IT IS TOO LATE TO FIX! Jesusita chica, give parents info to work with.


Hil R. - Oct 05, 2015 12:12:21 pm PDT #6540 of 30003
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I've been trying to troubleshoot my mother's new mobility scooter, through phone calls and text messages to my mother (who is at home, but not on the same level of the house as the scooter, and her back is hurting so she can't go down the stairs to where the scooter is) and my father (who is at work, and who allegedly read the instruction manual and tried to assemble the scooter yesterday.) According to my dad, the scooter is much too heavy for even one healthy person to lift, and is certainly too heavy and unwieldy for my mom to lift to get it into and out of the car. According to my mom, the salesman said that she could lift it in and out of the car herself. So my dad said that the salesman must be a liar, then.

Actual solution: the piece that my dad said is too heavy to lift? Release a lever on it, and it splits into two pieces, which are smaller and lighter and liftable. It took me about 10 minutes of reading the manual to figure this out. My dad, who claims to have read the manual, had no clue that the pieces could separate. So he says that he'll look at it again when he gets home from work. (Knowing him, this means he will not look at the manual, but will look at the scooter and try to figure out how to separate the pieces, and will probably end up breaking something.)

This is why my mother has not let my father assemble anything without my supervision since the time I was about 10.


erikaj - Oct 05, 2015 12:20:00 pm PDT #6541 of 30003
Always Anti-fascist!

Equipment salespeople lie like rugs, sad but true.