In the play "Mouthful of Birds" there is an English man who falls in love with a pig. He has what I remember as a beautiful monologue that made me cry and believe he was really in love with the pig. Then there was a weird pig in a hottub dance.
You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here.
Jayne ,'The Train Job'
Natter 74: Ready or Not
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sophia Brooks - Sep 25, 2015 11:31:58 am PDT #5947 of 30003
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Maria - Sep 25, 2015 11:55:31 am PDT #5948 of 30003
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
flea, that is awesome! See, everyone needs the library!
Zenkitty - Sep 25, 2015 12:04:44 pm PDT #5949 of 30003
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
This is the country that has elected a former porn star to the House of Deputies more than once.
I've met a few porn stars who were really smart, I don't see why that should disqualify one from holding office! Better a porn star than a greedy kazillionaire.
At least no one on this side of the pond has been outed as someone who put their genitals in a dead pig's mouth.
I don't get why anyone cares about this, beyond the opportunity to call him a pigfucker. It was a drunk frat-boy dare. Gross, sure, but people have done grosser things with their goolies even without a stupid dare. Now if he'd put his danglies in a LIVE pig's mouth... that would've been a story, and history might've been rather different.
Toddson - Sep 25, 2015 12:08:21 pm PDT #5950 of 30003
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Not to mention that he'd probably be childless ...
Zenkitty - Sep 25, 2015 12:09:02 pm PDT #5951 of 30003
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Pigs really will eat anything.
Burrell - Sep 25, 2015 12:42:54 pm PDT #5952 of 30003
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I clearly am reading the wrong political blogs!
Okay, I knew about the Italian porn star, but like Zen, I was okay with that.
Sheryl - Sep 25, 2015 1:07:35 pm PDT #5953 of 30003
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Timelies all!
Fighting a bit of a cold. Feh.
-t - Sep 25, 2015 1:08:24 pm PDT #5954 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I really think you are underestimating how much joy saying "David Cameron is a pigfucker" can bring, Zen. Have you tried it? Say it right now. It's like the sun coming out.
Maria - Sep 25, 2015 1:44:57 pm PDT #5955 of 30003
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
This is the country that has elected a former porn star to the House of Deputies more than once.
I've met a few porn stars who were really smart, I don't see why that should disqualify one from holding office! Better a porn star than a greedy kazillionaire.
I wasn't implying disdain. Just highlighting the unconventionality of the Italian electorate. She was not on my side of the aisle, but she was an effective representative. The greedy kazillionaire (Berlusconi) is responsible for all kinds of terrible things as a result of his policies when he was PM.
Could you imagine a porn star running for the House here? The evangelicals and fundamentalists would expire from apoplectic shock.
Steph L. - Sep 25, 2015 1:56:26 pm PDT #5956 of 30003
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Could you imagine a porn star running for the House here?
I just went to a Parks and Rec place.