My heart expands / 'tis grown a bulge in't / inspired by / your beauty effulgent.

William ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 74: Ready or Not  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Sep 24, 2015 5:34:53 am PDT #5845 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Nice, Laura! That's very much how I feel about Facebook - for all that i often hate it, there's nothing else that will keep me in contact with certain people who I would miss very much.

If I was the kind of person who paid attention to omens I would not be at work right now. Many many small but annoying signs.

Maybe I should try that lifestyle. I've been here half an hour and just now was able to get my coffee and haven't checked me email yet because my one coworker wanted to tell me how things went with some of my accounts (two out of three kinda fucked up; one just waiting on the customer as usual) so I assume my email will be full of other disasters. Guess I can't delay any longer...

OTOH, I am proud of myself for not looking at my work email even once while I was off.


-t - Sep 24, 2015 6:01:24 am PDT #5846 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Hahaha that third account is more of a mess than my backup knew. Awesome. Why does everything hit the fan whenever one takes a vacation?


Laura - Sep 24, 2015 6:16:03 am PDT #5847 of 30003
Our wings are not tired.

Time off so often just means more headaches and work. Good on you for not looking at work email!


Burrell - Sep 24, 2015 6:18:32 am PDT #5848 of 30003
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

In the crypts at St. Michan's?

Yes! Where you get to shake the hand of the crusader, but really it's more like you touch him. I was surprised at the number of folk who turned down the option.


Burrell - Sep 24, 2015 6:19:00 am PDT #5849 of 30003
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Why does everything hit the fan whenever one takes a vacation?

Because you are not there to clean it up, obviously.


Zenkitty - Sep 24, 2015 6:21:27 am PDT #5850 of 30003
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

In Ireland? I wonder if it was the same mummy hand that I touched once? Dang, that was decades ago.

In the crypts at St. Michan's?

Welp, gotta go back to Ireland.


Toddson - Sep 24, 2015 6:54:30 am PDT #5851 of 30003
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

in re cats:

non-cat owners, hearing a weird noise at night: oh god, this is it for me, i'm done for. that's got to be a serial killer who climbed in the window, or a ghost, or perhaps satan himself to drag my soul to the pits of hell

cat owners, hearing a weird noise at night: god damn it scooter go to bed


Zenkitty - Sep 24, 2015 7:03:04 am PDT #5852 of 30003
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

This particular cat owner, hearing a weird noise at night: Look at nearest cat to see if he cares. If he doesn't care, it's nothing. If he cares, it's one of the other cats. If he cares way too much, it's an animal outside. If he hides, it's a human - oh no!

Scooter, ha. I'm naming a cat Scooter. I need moar catz. (No, I really don't.)


Strix - Sep 24, 2015 7:06:10 am PDT #5853 of 30003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Quick question for my Jewish friends. My husband's ex wife just had a baby girl on the 12th and I would like to send her a congratulations card because I'm courteous and the baby never did anything to me. Is there a Hebrew salutation that is appropriate or is there anything that is not appropriate to say in a card, is there anything that I need to know about that I should or shouldn't do. Thanks!


-t - Sep 24, 2015 7:15:24 am PDT #5854 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Todd, I have often reflected that one of the reasons I like having cats is that it keeps from getting too paranoid about living alone. The dog is probably better for letting me know if there ever was an intruder or something.